mumble mumble youth of today mumble mumble Austin Allegro when I was 17 mumble glad to HAVE a car mumble at least it wasn't a bodykitted shopping trolly mumble mumble mumble
I thought motoring related programmes couldn't get any worse - ooooh boy was I wrong - it would appear now that it is the devine right of a 17
year old to have a crappy Max Power shed before he or she will submit themself to a driving test, sod their poor mother who gets to give up her
perfectly respectable car to be butchered............
mumble mumble youth of today mumble mumble Austin Allegro when I was 17 mumble glad to HAVE a car mumble at least it wasn't a bodykitted shopping
trolly mumble mumble mumble
Oh, I can't wait 
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I went to a friends wedding recently. As she's a producer for the BBC, there were lots of telly people there.
I was talking to one lady (because she was fit) who told me they were always on the look out for new ideas for shows. I tried to warm her to idea of
"Pissed Racing". Get some chaps together, get them mashed, put them in some lawnmower powered go-karts and see who wins. Microphones in the
helmets. "geddoudda the waaay yer wanka!"
She didn't seem interested! (Although my friend was trying to convince me to be on a reality-TV show called "The Real Good-Life" or
something. Which is fine, but I dont' have enough land to grow food for me, never mind a wife and 3 kids!)
If anyone's got any good ideas for progs, let's hear them. She's coming round for a meal soon and I'll pass them on! 
Neil.
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Originally posted by Noodle
If anyone's got any good ideas for progs, let's hear them. She's coming round for a meal soon and I'll pass them on!
Neil.
The risk of the contestants getting black eyes is far too high...
David
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Originally posted by David Jenkins
The risk of the contestants getting black eyes is far too high...
David
quote:
I was talking to one lady (because she was fit)
Hey...sounds like another thread I should be involved in......mmmmmm.....
Sod cars...
Yes, I think we should ban talking about cars on "Anything Else". Or change the The 3 wheeler section to 3 holer
?
quote:
Sod cars...
Can't be arsed to respond to that...
Christ on a bike!!
I think were through with the barrel scraping now and through the bottom.
No sign of anything caled"Better TV Programmes" then?
Cheers
Chris
BTW did anyone notice that that "Lapdance island" thing posted on here turned out to be a hoax?
yep.
i did
how does that affect things?
atb
steve
Heres an idea for a tv programme:
'Naked women doing sports and stuff'
just a thought...
one of my favorites was
Topless darts on ice, and topless darts in space,
I never understood the rules or the language (foriegnstuff)
but the bouncy bits were good
I do like the idea of naked women doing sports and stuff tho
So, to sum up:
Anything with tits in, basically.
Thats womens wobblies, not anything hosted by Des O Conner.
Men and Motors. Need I say anything more?
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned that classic Men and Motors show, Pulling Power.
An intellectual challenge, it ain't...
DJ
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Originally posted by Northy
Men and Motors. Need I say anything more?
Now there HAS to be a TV programme in this.......
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[Edited on 7/9/03 by protofj]
excelent...
If they're game...why not?
Pete
i find the problem with hunting women is once you catch one, theyre a bugger to get rid of
Yeah, tell me about it 
Problem is it's a male thing... a bit like moths been drawn to a flame...
Youv'e just got rid of one, you know the harm they can do and yet you still just can't keep away.
Having said that - I'm crap at ironing so they have some uses
What's "ironing"...?
I think it's something to do with metalwork....
Cheers mate...
Suspected it might be something like that....