No, not that sort of fairy, I mean the type that hides stuff...

I had a bike fuel pump, it's been in full view on a shelf for several weeks, but can I find it now?

Guess...

Sure it wasn't a beardy fat bloke dressed in a red suit? I heard he was having to make cutbacks this year and Demon Tweeks refused him credit

[Edited on 2-12-07 by RazMan]

If you have a SWMBO ask her guaranteed she will have moved it,
women are like squirels with nuts, look at things while your not there cos they have no idea what it is, but it looks interesting then they tidy it away,

Sounds like I'm not the only one with a shed like the bermuda triangle

I have found that the only way you will ever find the item that you absolutely know you have on a shelf somewhere, but just cant find it, is to buy another one. Then the original will instantly appear .

Well I'll be... finally looked in the place where it should be if I'd put it away properly - and there it was, nicely bagged up!

I must have been under the affluence of inkerhol when I did it...

Rule number 1, NEVER tidy up!!