My suspension needs attention And my undersling's slung low
While my treads are wearing Thinner by the hour
There's a leaking and a dripping And I want it to be quitting
Hesitation's hit The pressure and the flow
The sparks are rather stunted - With the bounce this has been shunted
For the spring is sprung And paintwork's gone to pot
There's a pitting and a pocking And the travel involves rocking
While the loud exhaust Emits an awful smell.
Bits are getting rusty The smell is rather musty With a dusty crusty look
In winter light It's time for a big mauling And a lot of overhauling
And a bit of plastic work On the outside
So now, all nice and shiny And quite a lot less whiny I promise to repair My motor too

There was young man from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
So he sat in a chair,
stuck his legs in the air,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

ATB

Simon

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills Fanny,

Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock cos Jills a fuckin tranny.

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone, when she bent over up popped Rover and gave her a bone of his own!

[Edited on 9/10/03 by colmaccoll]

i wrotre one called "horace the fridge"you gota guess what that was about

Was it a fridge called Horace?

I wish I was a caterpillar,
Life would be a farce,
sliding down the cabbage leaves,
And landing on my knees.

It needs a bit more work I think.

yours, Pete.

youl never get it pete,it,s about a landrover gearbox

Roses are red
violets are blue
some limericks ryhme
but this one dosen't
and it's got a line too many

Cheers

Chris

Alez - Are you the guy who bought Jon Isons motor? If so, is your poem the snagging list?

Get with the programme young Harrison.

http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=7947

Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle, to have a little bit of fun,
Zippy got silly and pulled out his 'zipper',
and shoved it up bungles 'slipper'.

Needs some work too

Ned.

there was a young lady from Nantucket
who had a c**t like a bucket
it wasn't the size
that attracted the flies
but the jelly that laid round the rim

also needs work

there was a young camel called pete
who was born with very big feet.
couldnt find any shoes
trod in some poos
and went in a hump all day!

bosche

There once was a car made from plans,
to make one requires 3 hands,
with a square section chassis
Ally pannels look quite classy
and a bike engine the go like hot snot.

still needs tweeking i think.

Hey Mark, sorry I missed your post! Yes I bought it but nah, I copied the poem from somewhere, I'm a poor Spanish guy much useless with English, couldn't write any poems...

Cheers,

Alex