I was shocked to find this item up for auction by a close friend, if you could see your way to maybe ask the odd question i would be eternally grateful.........

I have already asked the obvious, "when was it last used and was it cleaned" question, it was jokingly asking that that made me think you guys could maybe add a little wit of your own.

cheers J.

Something along the lines of "you know what you can do with that"?

Just goes to show what your friends get up to !

Jee's, these things used to be used by back street abortionists, I'm sure the sale of them is illegal.

No I'm not one just married to doc.

This sort of thing is right up my alley

Great for keeping in the boot, in case you have to do an emergency syphon and don't like the taste of fuel!

I was going to ask if collected in person maybe i could have a demonstration ?

just sent him this:

"Hi,

I notice some discolouration on the end, what is this from?

Thanks"

Jon i was wonderingif not a tad concerened.... what the hell were you searching for to find that


Ah nuts just re read the original thread close friend.

[Edited on 30/12/07 by bob]

Asked if it comes with calibration gas

Just asked:

Hi Braken,
Could you please tell me if it is in good working order? (is it still completely smooth or is there any pain on initial entry?)
Kind regards,
Steve

Steve

Hi, does this item still have the vaginal pipe as well as a rectal pipe ?.
Thanks


Just sent this.

I can confirm they have had a fair bit of interest in the item......... I did manage to keep a straight face this morning when she came up to muck out with swimbo....

muck out....... the horses, your minds amaze me

I've had a reply!!!!!!!

Hi..Its is in good condition with no chips in the glass pipe..Thanks.


- braken36

Steve

Dear braken36,

Could this be used with oil-based lubes?


Morning...I don't now much about this item! but i would say yes! Thanks..

- braken36

I haven't used this item..its been in my parents loft for numerous years..its in good condition for its age...there is one slim glass pipe in the box but i couldn't tell you which it was for..Thanks.

- braken36

Your mate has either sussed us out or she is a really good sport. Bit of both I guess.

I asked this:

Hi Braken36

Could you tell me if the instrument is suitable for one handed operation? Since my wife left I have had to pay for this service, and it is getting expensive.

Do you have a price in mind to end the auction early? I am not far from you so I could collect.

It could also save me a fortune in vet's bills.

Thank you

And I got this:

Yeh can collect! Price for the instrument as got to be quite high, especially if its going to save you money in all them departments..Cheap toy!!!


- braken36

[Edited on 31/12/07 by Mansfield]

Ive just asked if its easy to ue on own during a moment of peace and clarity or do you need an assistant??