... of today who can't even perform acts of arson correctly.

prepare to wee yourself if watching the video!

He'll probably get to sue the fuel company cos the petrol was too flamable....

Nice story though.....

Pete.

its like Glasgow airport all over again. Why didn't someone kick the sh%t out him?

[Edited on 22/2/08 by Mr Whippy]

Knobhead.

oh dear!!!

How lacking in brain do you have to be to chuck petrol about "loose" like that, complete retard!!!

"Sgt Dave Johnston, of Atherton police, said the attack could have claimed the life of the inept crook "

Pity it didnt!! Really impressive high speed getaway there too!!

PMSL what a sock cooker

He obviously used too much petrol as he didn't have any left for his bike which is why he had to push it!