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Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 02:07 PM

oh groan this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24 (ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair) every time I try to ignore her she goes in a mood and starts stomping past my desk!...why do these things keep happening?

I need a tie-shirt with something like - 'I'm not interested even if you are hot!'

come back office all is forgiven

James - 13/3/08 at 02:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
(ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair)


Your hair makes you look like sleeping beauty?

Nice!


What's the problem with some nice girl liking you?

Or are you a 'homeowner'?


Cheers,
James






EDIT: Which, in case anyone gets offended, is a term I was taught by a gay friend of mine.




[Edited on 13/3/08 by James]

Hammerhead - 13/3/08 at 02:11 PM

Post a photo and we can vote:

Should you

Should'nt you

liam.mccaffrey - 13/3/08 at 02:12 PM

i used to go out with a girl who looked like snow white, she was a hotty

02GF74 - 13/3/08 at 02:13 PM

and then the alarm clock went BBBRRRRRRRRRRDINGG

nib1980 - 13/3/08 at 02:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
oh groan this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24



THEN SEND HER MY WAY!!!!





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Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 02:17 PM

it's her hair that looks like that, mine is like a Greek god!

I'd get my ass kicked for even a hint of fooling around.

dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??

[Edited on 13/3/08 by Mr Whippy]

Guinness - 13/3/08 at 02:25 PM

Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?

Might I suggest something green.

Mike

Guinness - 13/3/08 at 02:27 PM

Whoooahhh! Hang on a minute, Liam's back!

Whooo hoo!

Or am I just slow on the uptake?

Mike

Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 02:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Guinness
Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?

Might I suggest something green.

Mike



na that's only on Fridays

Guinness -- I never spotted him being back either, linky

http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=84401

thunderace - 13/3/08 at 02:37 PM

evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)

be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.

(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)

mike smith1 - 13/3/08 at 02:43 PM

I'm with hammerhead, think we should vote on it, wish that would happen in our office! Female's employed here hace got to look like a cart horse and be about 30stone to get a job here!!

Mike

Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 03:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by thunderace
evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)

be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.

(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)


hmm she has that kind of stalker look, kind of 'please god ask me out or else!!!' stare, if I talk to her she starts to giggle and talk b$ll$cks, a bad sign...

One of my friends split up with a girl and she went nuts, I mean nuts! Started phone up every minute then hang up or texting '£$%^$%^£^£$^$%' kind of stuff, no not swearing just random characters. In the end he had to change his number but what a psycho

COREdevelopments - 13/3/08 at 03:23 PM

take a picture post her on here so we can all have a stare!! just tell her your gay and your in love with G.W BUSH!!

Benzine - 13/3/08 at 03:26 PM

Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.

Hammerhead - 13/3/08 at 03:35 PM

you could go the 'sexual harassment in the work place' route (her harassing you not the other way round )

DarrenW - 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.



Brilliant That should do the trick.

Your as mad as Whippy

Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.


I don't think things have got that bad, I might also get the sack for that ^

McLannahan - 13/3/08 at 03:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.


I think both hands in a twin gun type gesture. That'll look classy.

COREdevelopments - 13/3/08 at 04:04 PM

ye deffo gotta be twin hands gesture

matt_claydon - 13/3/08 at 04:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??


As in HOMOwner.

Dale - 13/3/08 at 04:27 PM

Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale

Mr Whippy - 13/3/08 at 04:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Dale
Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale


no that would definitely be a bad idea, she would get jealous, suspicious and then lock me out of the house

joneh - 13/3/08 at 05:07 PM

I have the same burden as you Mr Whippy. Its not easy being a fanny magnet!

rusty nuts - 13/3/08 at 08:56 PM

Some women go for Merciless men?

omega 24 v6 - 13/3/08 at 09:06 PM

Hi Scott (MrW) firstly let me say that as someone thats met you only once you must have hidden charms Also does her Labrador get on okay with you dogs:
All tongue in cheek mate. Obviously if your happy at the moment then she's not the one for you (and you know it). secondly if she is hot and get's youre blood pumping remember

IT DOES'nt MATTER WHERE YOU GET YOUR APPETITE AS LONG AS YOU ALWAYS EAT AT HOME

chrisg - 13/3/08 at 09:22 PM

I see the problem and you've come to me for advice.

Good move.

I have to beat them off with a shitty stick.

Try these:

Have a game of "give us a clue" and mime "f@ck off!"

Walk up to her and cross her out with a bingo marker.

Tell her you used to be a woman.

Ask her if she used to be a man.

Stand on your desk and scream "leave me alone you bunny boiiling bitch!!"

No need to thank me

Cheers

Chris

[Edited on 13/3/08 by chrisg]

worX - 14/3/08 at 12:46 AM

I am afraid that this would be my response also!!!
Steve

quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
Stand on your desk and scream "leave me alone you bunny boiling bitch!!"
[Edited on 13/3/08 by chrisg]