I have two consultants sat across the desk from me. One is spot-on; one is inducing thoughts of a flying head-butt and subsequent head-to-size 9 interface.

"Blah blah blah...... no, what are you doi..... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Rant over.

wow I didn't know you sat opposite me! lol

Have they had you doing a psychometic test yet ?

Should have seen my results, I think 'difficult and unemployable' were mentioned

bored cos I did all my work yesterday it's all or nothing with me, got to learn to pace myself

now watching the clock get slower...

its sunny outside so I'm working out what to do on the dingy when I get home

i'm waiting for input / comments on the construction programme i put in to the boss.

time is dragging and like mr whippy i'm thinking of thing to do

the latest is how to de restrict and tune up the scooter my wife bought for one of the boys

all boys big or small want to go faster the wife might not agree.

ditch

[Edited on 17/4/08 by ditchlewis]

http://www.gettingdrunkinfirstclass.com/2007/08/24/debunking-consulting-myths/

I'm not sure I agree with them as I always considered consultants were there so that the management umbrella had somewhere for the crap to roll off onto. Otherwise it would be their own fault if it didn't work!

management consultants - LOL

Overpaid people who couldn't hold down a proper job (IMHO of course)

I have only had one significant run in with a Management Consultant. He came in to advise the boss on how to make the company more efficient.

All he did was wee of so many staff that most of them left. He ended up as an employee of the firm, actually trying to manage the sites / projects himself.

Oh how I laughed at him, doing 100 hour weeks, after he'd told us that we could do it in 40!

Arse!

Mike

I had 'training' yesterday with a consultant who knew nothing about the service and proceeded to tell me and a colleague (who has an MBE for his exceptional work!) how to do our jobs!

Needless to say the course feedback will have the words 'crock of' and 'sh*t' on it!

Wyn

Have they been doing a bit of imagineering yet??

Better still why dont you strike up a game of bullshit bingo around them...
LINKY