it not a song but it could be, look at as whos line is it anyway, this weeks song thresh metel.

"kill your mother with a wooden spoon,
set fire to your shoes"

Tie your braces to the moon,
and choose Helena Bonham Carter as your muse,

"Chop off your fingers one by one,
Use some tin snips on your thumb"

You did say metal.....

I think a bit of heavy thrash guitar solo would be appropriate at this juncture.

Forge some steel and quench some lead,
Don't breath in the fumes or you'll be dead!!

Wow, this is turning out to be a very dark song for a jovial bank holiday friday!!

I think I need a check up from the neck up!!

Toiling away on our chariots of steel
We only see daylight when we're ready to reveal
The fruits of our labour and emerge for a day
Then we visit the Dark Lord of the S V A ...... Hey Hey Hey

[cue manic laughter mixed with guitars screaming]

ooooh errr that kinda gothic innit!

Black greasy fingers caressing cold steel
Blood and sweat mingling with fuel
Bloodshot eyes squinting in the gloom
Its time to lie down now, in a darkened room

I know that it is not much fun
When broken down on the M1............

I have a house with cheese windows,
i dont know why but thats the way it goes.

I've got a Locost. You can drive it if you like.
It's got a turbo, a horn that honks and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

That's a Pink Floyd rip off Ben!

Caber

Ha ha ha 'Cheese windows',
Cold play and their awesome lyrics!!

Genius!!

quote:

---

Originally posted by caber
That's a Pink Floyd rip off Ben!

Caber

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by dubstar_04
Ha ha ha 'Cheese windows',
Cold play and their awesome lyrics!!

Genius!!

---