Don’t feel like finishing this mars bar now...
Maybe I should eat dog food, their teeth are perfect
Oh dear the top of my one of my back teeth has just fallen off! that’s not very nice
Don’t feel like finishing this mars bar now...
Maybe I should eat dog food, their teeth are perfect
go and show the busty beauties in your office, i bet they will find it really attractive
THEN TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO MODEL FOR YOU SO ALL US PERVS CAN GET A GOOD LOOK IN
[Edited on 1/7/08 by omega0684]
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Originally posted by omega0684
go and show the busty beauties in your office, i bet they will find it really attractive
THEN TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO MODEL FOR YOU SO ALL US PERVS CAN GET A GOOD LOOK IN
[Edited on 1/7/08 by omega0684]
When I was at school we used to have a contest for the most outrageous reason for getting detention which was then read out in the school assembly on
Thursday mornings. One of my mates was for throwing a Mars bar through a window.
And o the subject of teeth, mine have always been spot on until I ate a prawn sandwich from Boots which had a piece of shell in it which totally
shattered one of my molars.
2:30
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Originally posted by Benzine
2:30
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Originally posted by Benzine
2:30
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
I like the avatar though, can we make it mandatory?
the old 2.30 joke......... whippy old chap don't forget to put the tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...
go on what does it mean, I can take it, honest
Huh I cant see the problem. Last time I broke a tooth, I super glued it back in. Its still there.
Been doing that for years. but then I dont have to impress the women in the office.
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...
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Originally posted by Benzine
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...
"pwns
Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport. "
with your fancy Acronyms
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Originally posted by wilkingj
Huh I cant see the problem. Last time I broke a tooth, I super glued it back in. Its still there.
Been doing that for years. but then I dont have to impress the women in the office.
he takes either his top or bottom set out before he glues the tooth on then leaves it over night for the glue to dry then replaces the set in the
morning ... job done .... no tooth glued to tongue
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Originally posted by woodster
he takes either his top or bottom set out before he glues the tooth on then leaves it over night for the glue to dry then replaces the set in the morning ... job done .... no tooth glued to tongue
I thought this was going to be something along the lines of the old Lion bar trick...
...ie floating one in a swimming pool and watching the reaction.
Chris
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Originally posted by ChrisW
I thought this was going to be something along the lines of the old Lion bar trick...
...ie floating one in a swimming pool and watching the reaction.
Chris
was it a deep fried mars bar?