a little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet i know wot u want 4 xmas"
& with his little finger he taps the boy's nose with evry letter he spells "T-O-Y-S"
The little boy thinks for a second & says "No, i have enough toys"
Santa replies once again tapping the boy's nose with every letter "C-A-N-D-Y"
The little boy thinks and says "No, i have all kinds of candy"
then santa says, well, wot would u like 4 xmas?"
The little boy replies, tapping santa on the nose and says "P-U-S-S-Y & dont tell me u dont have any cos i can smell it on your finger!"
