
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I
had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some
old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I
wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the
b*stard out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Pass this warning on.
the old ones are the best 
brilliant!
I suppose you then got your wallet stolen at the naked chick car wash?
I think I must have been to the same B&Q, in the shed section I said to a guy I wanted to get felt...... 
did you ask for fork handles? and some 'ose?
Must have been the same guy who told me there was a shed load just around the corner - shed load of what I asked and if there is a lot do I get a
discount??
Cheers, Pewe 
fantastic
the 4 candles gag gets me everytime
Yer all MAD 
Of course we are - or we would all stick to tin-tops 





Made my lunchtime!!
maybe some of you should get out more
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Originally posted by martin1973
maybe some of you should get out more

God that took me a while 
Its as bad at my local B&Q - I wanted some fencing , he asked how long I wanted it - when I said I wanted to keep it he seemed to lose interest........
i just told that to my dad and he absolutely wet himself 