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Warning about B&Q
mangogrooveworkshop - 9/7/08 at 10:27 AM

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I
had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some
old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I
wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the
b*stard out.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Pass this warning on.


Mr Whippy - 9/7/08 at 10:34 AM

the old ones are the best


donut - 9/7/08 at 10:39 AM

brilliant!


02GF74 - 9/7/08 at 10:41 AM

I suppose you then got your wallet stolen at the naked chick car wash?


balidey - 9/7/08 at 10:42 AM

I think I must have been to the same B&Q, in the shed section I said to a guy I wanted to get felt......


02GF74 - 9/7/08 at 10:48 AM

did you ask for fork handles? and some 'ose?


pewe - 9/7/08 at 11:05 AM

Must have been the same guy who told me there was a shed load just around the corner - shed load of what I asked and if there is a lot do I get a discount??
Cheers, Pewe


chris_smith - 9/7/08 at 11:44 AM

fantastic

the 4 candles gag gets me everytime


JimM - 9/7/08 at 11:53 AM

Yer all MAD


RazMan - 9/7/08 at 12:10 PM

Of course we are - or we would all stick to tin-tops


russbost - 9/7/08 at 01:09 PM


Made my lunchtime!!


martin1973 - 9/7/08 at 01:48 PM

maybe some of you should get out more


Agriv8 - 9/7/08 at 02:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by martin1973
maybe some of you should get out more


No thanks I am ok with my imaginarry freinds that talk to me in my head

regards

Agriv8


speedyxjs - 9/7/08 at 03:34 PM

God that took me a while


clairetoo - 9/7/08 at 04:26 PM

Its as bad at my local B&Q - I wanted some fencing , he asked how long I wanted it - when I said I wanted to keep it he seemed to lose interest........


omega0684 - 9/7/08 at 04:33 PM

i just told that to my dad and he absolutely wet himself