I know he posts on here now and again and just wondered how he say the Glasgow east by election going today

http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL399990320080724

he's on here whats he building?

probably a 10ltr supercharged 5 ton 4x4

Im interested to see what happens, my term time address is in glasgow east, but im still registered at my folks place so I dont get to vote. Id like to see labour take another kick in the nutsack tbh

The by-elections are working out exactly to my master plan...

Once I have introduced a heavy tax on voting slips with a tax rebate available to those who vote labour we will be in a much stronger position for the next General election..

Not that there is going to be one! you will all bend to my power! I will subjugate the nation.. bow to me mere mortals...

Mwhahahahha

Sorry - got a bit carried away there...

[Edited on 24/7/08 by Gordon Brown]

As for 'what am I building'?

as you can see from my profile I am building a Recession!

It's coming along quite nicely now and I think it is technically at the 'Rolling Chassis' stage...

I do have a few questions though....

Has anyone ever considered making a recession based on rumour rather than fiscal ineptitude? If so would I need to add extra ineptitude as a form of cross bracing to make sure the Recession didn't fail?

How fast can i expect my Recession to go? I think I have based my design quite well and have been eagerly watching the wonderful economical geniuses in Zimbabwe for guidance. I just want to know if I can truly achieve my aim of flushing the country down the toilet before the end of my reign of terror?

All input gratefully received (and probably taxed)

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Originally posted by Gordon Brown
As for 'what am I building'?

as you can see from my profile I am building a Recession!

It's coming along quite nicely now and I think it is technically at the 'Rolling Chassis' stage...

I do have a few questions though....

Has anyone ever considered making a recession based on rumour rather than fiscal ineptitude? If so would I need to add extra ineptitude as a form of cross bracing to make sure the Recession didn't fail?

How fast can i expect my Recession to go? I think I have based my design quite well and have been eagerly watching the wonderful economical geniuses in Zimbabwe for guidance. I just want to know if I can truly achieve my aim of flushing the country down the toilet before the end of my reign of terror?

All input gratefully received (and probably taxed)

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Official Announcement:

New UK Government Seal:

Official Announcement:
Gordon Brown today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

I'm thinking of swapping my current pinto engine for what ever engine is in the recession Gordon's building as it doesn't half go quick!!

[Edited on 24/7/08 by jabbahutt]

Come on the SNP - give Gordon the kicking he deserves!!

down with Gordon

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Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
Come on the SNP - give Gordon the kicking he deserves!!

down with Gordon

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