er,
life is the name of the game...

No mi hearty, we's all bin a pirate-in.

ha ha fair enough. i don't really get the friday singing thing anyway... just wanted to start a thread for one..

Avast there me hearties, wots awl this mutinuos scuttlebut about then my lads. arrrr.

How's this (vaguely piratical theme)


.... "The Captain of this Tugger,
He was a dirty Bu99er, He wasn't fit to shovel Sh1t from one place to another ....

T'was on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
The figurehead was a maid in bed
Sucking a dead man's p****s

Chorus
(all together now me hearties)

Frigging in the rigging
Tossing on the crossing
W*****g on the planking
There was f**k all else to do

There be more but I've run out of **s

Shiver me main splice!! Weigh anchor and head for the bountyful bowsprit dock!!
There be no port left, avast.
Stand off the foc'stle...


Er.. am I too late to be a pirate?