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GasGasGas - 8/1/04 at 09:08 PM

Wot do you think Blond or the Brunnette ??

Blonde; awesome eyecandy, but sh#t on aerodynamic qualities and blocks forward vision of driver, makes handling a little front heavy!!

Brunnette; crap to look at, reduces cooling air to radiator but otherwise doesnt adversly affect cars handling .



Sod it, the BLONDE stays...................who wants an orphaned TAZ ????Image deleted by owner


Simon - 8/1/04 at 10:21 PM

Probably get you a five star NCAP pedestrian crash rating with bonnet mounted airbags

ATB

Simon


Peteff - 8/1/04 at 10:36 PM

Pity it's not a wide bodied version, but then that would be stretching it a bit wouldn't it? Beats that Spirit of Ecstacy thing on the Roller grill though doesn't she.

yours, Pete


Hugh Paterson - 9/1/04 at 10:43 AM

Damn how u get your wife to dress like that i would get a punch if I suggested a pose like that as well.
Shug.


Metal Hippy - 9/1/04 at 11:51 AM

Mmmmmmm blonde totty


Alan B - 9/1/04 at 01:36 PM

Is it the shadows or does she look a bit....erm....damp.?...


locoboy - 9/1/04 at 01:43 PM

Alan, Lmao

by looking at her face i guess that motor is running and at a poor lumpy tickover too


DaveFJ - 9/1/04 at 01:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
Is it the shadows or does she look a bit....erm....damp.?...


well you can understand if she's feeling a little that way - she has been sat there stariung at me out of my computer screen for the last 2 hours........ err think I need a life - anyone got one going spare ?


timf - 9/1/04 at 01:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by protofj
well you can understand if she's feeling a little that way -
she has been sat there stariung at me out of my computer screen for the last 2 hours........
err think I need a life - anyone got one going spare ?


or a box of tissues for dave


splitrivet - 9/1/04 at 02:01 PM

I was going to take a pic of my missus posing on vehicle like that but the only thing that could take her weight was a steamroller
Cheers,
Bob

PS anyone tells my missus about this post I'll deny it.


stephen_gusterson - 9/1/04 at 02:11 PM

wish i had checked out this thread earlier now

atb

steve


David Jenkins - 9/1/04 at 03:20 PM

I quite like the car's number as well - mind you, it took me several minutes to get as far as reading the number )

K 2 RAM

if you can't stand to look at the picture again...

David

P.S. She's a fine healthy girl - not many of them apples in a kilo bag, that's for certain.

[Edited on 9/1/04 by David Jenkins]


Alan B - 9/1/04 at 03:29 PM

Show's how well you were looking.....

It's K 2 RUM....


Metal Hippy - 9/1/04 at 03:53 PM

Why are you sad bastards even bothered about the car or number plate?

Sometimes I wonder about you lot.

Anyone would think it was a forum about cars.


David Jenkins - 9/1/04 at 04:01 PM

I did say that it took me a few minutes to notice (and then I got it wrong ), but you must remember where the numberplate is located (my, she IS a big girl)



David


DaveFJ - 9/1/04 at 04:03 PM

Was there a car in the picture too ????


Kitlooney1000 - 9/1/04 at 10:59 PM

theres less between there ears so it acts as a wind tunnel.


macspeedy - 9/1/04 at 11:12 PM

both of them would handle well you would have to concentrate on the road though

[Edited on 9/1/04 by macspeedy]


Rorty - 11/1/04 at 06:27 AM

Does the "12" denote her age, her dress size, her IQ or her marks out of ten?


Peteff - 11/1/04 at 10:43 AM

No, it's like the deli counter in Safeway where you have to take a number and wait your turn.

yours, Pete.


Alan B - 11/1/04 at 01:26 PM

I was number 11....explains a lot...


pbura - 11/1/04 at 01:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Does the "12" denote her age, her dress size, her IQ or her marks out of ten?


Hmm, could be either of the last two...

Like David J. said, a fine healthy girl. If she were available to be a mascot for LB, I'd nominate her in a flash.

There's a certain quality about her, slutty yet wholesome, very compelling. The mind reels with possibilities.

--Anonymous Poster


chrisg - 11/1/04 at 07:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
I was going to take a pic of my missus posing on vehicle like that but the only thing that could take her weight was a steamroller
Cheers,
Bob

PS anyone tells my missus about this post I'll deny it.


Next time I'm down there Bob..........


Anyway your missus is nice, too nice for you anyway!



Cheers

Chris


Peteff - 11/1/04 at 10:42 PM

That's why I didn't have to wait long then.

yours, Pete.

P.S. Rumours of anything going on between Chrisg and Mrs Bob are completely unfounded (allegedly)


Alan B - 12/1/04 at 12:15 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
That's why I didn't have to wait long then.

yours, Pete.......


I was also number 10,9,8....