cant be arsed typing it in full, so heres a quick version. only works if you know what wheelie bins are...


a bin man is walking down the road collecting bins, when he passes a house with no bin outside. So being rather helpful, he knocks on the door to find it. Jamaican fella answers the door, so the bin man says 'wheres ya bin?'.

Rasta dude laughs, and says 'easy, i bin in jamaica for 6 months!'

bin man says 'no no, wheres ya wheelie bin?'

chap looks crestfallen and says 'wheelie bin? er, i've bin in jail...'





[Edited on 11/1/04 by JoelP]

hands up how many think that was crap, and how many didnt get it?!

I'm with the first oprion!!

well you know where you can stick your oprion pal...

lol

So he'd been in jail in Jamaica and taken the wheelie bin with him then?.

yours, Pete.

the first time in six months the binman notices the guy hasn't put his bin out and the guy is actually in - typical.

hadnt thought of that. Must be a new binman!