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How does he expect to sell this...
speedyxjs - 16/10/08 at 08:54 AM

...when he cant even spell linky


theconrodkid - 16/10/08 at 09:08 AM

normal chav speak,therefore a chav of similar intellect would prob be able to understand even if his giro wouldn't stretch to buying it


Mr Whippy - 16/10/08 at 09:09 AM

wat du yu min just nids sum pant on the bk wing!


woodster - 16/10/08 at 09:09 AM

it seamed all write two mee goud jobe it woznt a lambobikini galliarrbo heed neffer smell that


eznfrank - 16/10/08 at 09:22 AM

Wel gud innit. Gr8 usa nme - aveit66.

Bk wng neds fkn good snd darn n all.


Richard Quinn - 16/10/08 at 09:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
...when he cant even spell linky
Why do we always get this? What has someone's ability to construct a sentence got to do with the quality of the car that they are selling?
I agree that txt spk is not right but judging by some cv's I've had through recently, I'm going to have to learn it if I want to employ younger manual labour in the future!


coozer - 16/10/08 at 09:42 AM

Crazy seen his other items Obviuosly lives far to close to FRANCE!!


a4gom - 16/10/08 at 09:43 AM

buy it, put him in it and crush it!


sickbag - 16/10/08 at 09:52 AM

Any English teachers/tutors on here who would like to comment on the quality of the written word in that advert?


r1_pete - 16/10/08 at 09:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Quinn
quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
...when he cant even spell linky
Why do we always get this? What has someone's ability to construct a sentence got to do with the quality of the car that they are selling?
I agree that txt spk is not right but judging by some cv's I've had through recently, I'm going to have to learn it if I want to employ younger manual labour in the future!


No you don't need to, just reject any CV's which are not correctly written, and tell the applicant why. I recently cancelled a contract with an employment agency because they sent such CV's through.

I think it shows a complete disrespect and disregard for the English language, and if English people can't speak and write it, how do we expect anyone else to respect us, our language, or culture.


graememk - 16/10/08 at 10:03 AM

all the cv's i get are in polish or SA


Richard Quinn - 16/10/08 at 10:06 AM

Well, I'm surprised that I only got one response to my comment! Although it was a little tongue in cheek, I do think that we come close to being a little overly sanctimonious at times.
Not being able to, or not being willing to, construct a basic advert is not a hanging offence.


Bob C - 16/10/08 at 10:15 AM

Frankly, if the advert gives the impression that the seller is thick, it surely means you have a better chance of getting a bargain off them (?).
With regard to the quality of spelling and grammar on job applications: I have a couple of very able, innovative and useful engineering colleagues who are dyslexic & generally we laugh about it and get on with the job. There are others (one in particular) who hide behind the "dyslexia" umbrella, but are actually thick, useless liabilities, in quite senior (well paid) roles too!


nick205 - 16/10/08 at 10:19 AM

"Nice wheels and tyres" listed as a plus point

Looks like they've been blown over with a spray can and they were ugly to start with...



Mr Whippy - 16/10/08 at 10:21 AM

quote:
Originally posted by nick205
"Nice wheels and tyres" listed as a plus point

Looks like they've been blown over with a spray can and they were ugly to start with...




na thats just brake dust! they're really silver!

quote:
Originally posted by Bob C
With regard to the quality of spelling and grammar on job applications: I have a couple of very able, innovative and useful engineering colleagues who are dyslexic & generally we laugh about it and get on with the job. There are others (one in particular) who hide behind the "dyslexia" umbrella, but are actually thick, useless liabilities, in quite senior (well paid) roles too!


I'm dyslexic but at least I've the sense to run things through a spell checker, especially if its for an advert and there's nothing hard about doing that. He deserves all the slagging he gets for such a lame effort



[Edited on 16/10/08 by Mr Whippy]


Richard Quinn - 16/10/08 at 10:57 AM

My God Whippy!! The amount of posts you do and you run everything through a spell-checker. You really must be on here 24 hours a day!!


Richard Quinn - 16/10/08 at 11:00 AM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
all the cv's i get are in polish or SA

... and apparently Lithuanian, Estonian and Polish are not "all the same"!


Mr Whippy - 16/10/08 at 11:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Quinn
My God Whippy!! The amount of posts you do and you run everything through a spell-checker. You really must be on here 24 hours a day!!


I type them into word first then paste... use to be very very bad at spelling, got a dispensation for my english exam too and still only scraped through


oldtimer - 16/10/08 at 11:24 AM

In this case the ability to communicate in English seems directly proportional to the quality of the car.

But, really, what are you doing looking at such vehicles ??? I can only think: parts.


RoadkillUK - 16/10/08 at 03:18 PM

Personally I think it's a ploy. I wonder how many times that advert has been posted on different forums?

Don't get me wrong, there are thick ... no, ignorant people out there


smart51 - 16/10/08 at 03:30 PM

quote:
Originally posted by sickbag
Any English teachers/tutors on here who would like to comment on the quality of the written word in that advert?


Shouldn't think so. Most teachers I hear complaining say that the teachers least likely to correct spelling or grammar are teachers of English.


antonio - 16/10/08 at 05:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by coozer
Crazy seen his other items Obviuosly lives far to close to FRANCE!!



is my spelling so bad?