Thought you reprobates would like this one...

> Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the
> bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,
> did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her
> husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce,
> I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
> "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll
> go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both
> tried to pull her up.
> "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
> "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under
> her and re! lease the vacuum." replied Cobba
> "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with
> her tits."
> "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?""
> No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
> her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
>

Met a girl at Burnham on Sea while on a lads weekend away, she did the splits for us , showing off, suctioned herself to a manhole cover !!!!!

Same thing happened to a ballet dancer I knew when she split her tights just before the finale. She had six curtain calls before they realised. Leading man said "Stop hamming it up" and she replied "Me tights are split, you'll have to rock me a bit to break the vacuum".

yours, Pete

You winding us up, theres no way that could happen! Is there????

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Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
You winding us up, theres no way that could happen! Is there????

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