Jon Ison
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 posted on 4/12/08 at 08:56 PM |
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I think I killed Teddy
Its not my fault honest...........
Ok, simple really, Mrs as gone out with her mates for a xmas nosh up leaving me to put Bex to bed, nothing hard there, done it many times
before........
Get her into bed, goodnight kiss etc then she asks "can you put teddy in oven" ?
Not hard that one even for me, I knew she had this new hot water microwave teddy thing so in microwave it goes..........
...........you know the rest, how was I to know you took the gel bag out of the teddy and just put that in the microwave ? Yup, teddy sure did spark,
especially the metal zipper........... 
Think I will get away with it ?
Do I confess ?
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chris_smith
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 08:58 PM |
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dont confess just go to town tomorrow get another and bury the evidence its all you can do now
good luck
our thoughts are with you
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
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vinny1275
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:04 PM |
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Teddy will probably be OK, the microwave might not be tho! Get a geiger counter just to make sure......
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mr henderson
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:10 PM |
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Pictures! Get me some pictures!
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Hugh Paterson
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:11 PM |
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O christ Jon rolling on the floor clutching my sides
Shug
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hobbsy
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:14 PM |
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Easy mistake.
My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.
As henderson said - PICTURES!!!
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eddie99
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:16 PM |
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HAHAHAHA
Sorry can't resist!
I agree, head to the shop and buy another one and hide the evidence...
Ed
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:39 PM |
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Tell her Teddy has gone into space like the ones from Cambridge
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omega0684
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:42 PM |
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i pissed myself when i read that!
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AndyW
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:50 PM |
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Sorry to say but thats very funny, yes I do feel for poor teddy but we all meet our maker at some time......
Dont confess.....you will never be forgiven.
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adithorp
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.
My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.
Are you talking about the same thing?
adrian
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 09:57 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.
My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.
Are you talking about the same thing?
adrian
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ravingfool
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 10:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.
My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.
Are you talking about the same thing?
adrian
now I was already chuckling, but that SPLIT MY SIDES!
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Humbug
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 10:18 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ravingfool
quote:
Originally posted by adithorp
quote:
Originally posted by hobbsy
Easy mistake.
My gf has a similar one that you just whack in whole.
Are you talking about the same thing?
adrian
now I was already chuckling, but that SPLIT MY SIDES!
Ah... so you call it "Teddy" do you?
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dhutch
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 10:50 PM |
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quote:
Ah... so you call it "Teddy" do you?
Roffle!
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MikeR
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| posted on 4/12/08 at 11:38 PM |
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well its small and fu....... errm, nice weather we're having
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 5/12/08 at 07:48 AM |
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How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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hobbsy
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| posted on 5/12/08 at 08:32 AM |
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Gah.
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Agriv8
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| posted on 5/12/08 at 09:29 AM |
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listed under the mistakes you make as a parent.
My latest was or telling my 1.5 year old off for not walking properly and wanting to sit down 1 hour later when I came to do his nappy realised I had
put his shoes on the wrong feet..
How guilty did I feel !!
regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Vindi_andy
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| posted on 5/12/08 at 10:14 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
listed under the mistakes you make as a parent.
My latest was or telling my 1.5 year old off for not walking properly and wanting to sit down 1 hour later when I came to do his nappy realised I had
put his shoes on the wrong feet..
How guilty did I feel !!
regards
Agriv8
PMSL
Im always telling our youngest to put her shoes on the right feet and shes 6 now
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r1_pete
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| posted on 5/12/08 at 12:07 PM |
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24 years ago I thought I'd help out washing the nappies, didn't see the blue towelling sock already in the washer....
We've all gaffed as parents, good to look back and laugh......
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