mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:05 AM |
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Would you kiss a dog
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7923986.stm
He lost his tongue to the hound...must have been real drunk to go there.
She aint bonnie
[Edited on 5-3-09 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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omega0684
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:10 AM |
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bet he can't go 
[Edited on 5/3/09 by omega0684]
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:13 AM |
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she's clearly not right in the head, hopefully she'll never become pregnant
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James
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:17 AM |
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Someone should tell the ugly bitch that being so massively overweight not only reduces the chances of becoming pregnant but massivley increases the
chances of problems during pregnancy, inlcuding increased chance of death for either her or the baby.
According to Women's Hour and that other Radio4 medical program!
Cheers,
James
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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AndyGT
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:22 AM |
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massive abuse of alcohol also drastically reduces ones chance of pregnancey too.
All in all, she isn' t going to get pregnant and thank god for that!!! My old man used to say "the lord works in mysterious
ways...."
nothing is impossible
everything is possible
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scootz
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:31 AM |
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Just another day in Scumsville!
Thread title reminds me of an old joke...
Young man looks really down the morning after an all-night bender. His mate asks him what was wrong. "Well, it's a bit embarrassing -
you won't tell anyone?", he asks. "Don't be silly - I'm your mate", came the reply.
"Okay then... when I got home last night I was so drunk that I blew chunks".
"Where's the problem?", asks his mate. "We can all be sick through drink from time to time".
"No, you don't understand... Chunks is my dog!".
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scootz
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 11:41 AM |
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PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 12:53 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
that’s fine so long as its not involving tongues 
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James
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 01:00 PM |
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The amount of people I've seen letting their (and other people's) dogs lick their faces...
...and the amount of times I've seen dogs eating their and other dogs faeces...
...nice!!!
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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tomprescott
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 01:22 PM |
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Don't know if the rotten website is still in operation but they had a pic on there of a guy that taken lots of angel dust and other assorted
goodies then started to cut slivers of his skin off and feed it to his dogs - moral of the story is stay sober or don't keep dogs!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 01:31 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
The amount of people I've seen letting their (and other people's) dogs lick their faces...
...and the amount of times I've seen dogs eating their and other dogs faeces...
...nice!!!
oh yes, you develop a cast iron armour plated immune system if you own a dog, and in saying that I've only been sick once in 12 years (not
including alcohol induced) and that was the flue. So it can't be that harmful
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oldtimer
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 02:04 PM |
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I don't know why the doctors were worried about infection. With all the vodka he drinks that shouldn't be a problem. I think the tongue
begged not to be reattached. Bit concerned that he won't be able to taste the difference between pie and chips and pasty and chips. As
Pythoneers would say 'death's too good for them'
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scootz
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 02:40 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by scootz
PS - Yes, I would kiss a dog.
My dogs get kisses (and hugs) daily!
that’s fine so long as its not involving tongues
What's the point in kissing the dog if you're not going to use tongues? Where would the fun be?
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carpmart
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 03:48 PM |
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Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further! I can't help but think this is good news for the
human race in general!
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Daddylonglegs
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 03:56 PM |
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If you'd smelt my dog's breath, you wouldn't kiss it if it was the last mouth on earth!!
It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 04:00 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by carpmart
Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further!
The human geneticist in me finds so many issues with this sentence
Craig
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carpmart
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| posted on 5/3/09 at 05:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by cd.thomson
quote:
Originally posted by carpmart
Darwin's law applies and she can't reproduce and project her jean line further!
The human geneticist in me finds so many issues with this sentence
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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