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Jon Ison

posted on 7/3/09 at 09:04 PM Reply With Quote
Just had a belly laugh..........

.........which I thought I would share.

We was sat talking with our 6 year old about rich and poor.

Mrs asked what does "rich" mean ?

"spend a lot of money" was the reply.


Whats the meaning of "poor" ?

"Lucys feet" was the reply.

Lucy been our dog, guess you had to be there ? Was a gem.






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mistergrumpy

posted on 7/3/09 at 09:07 PM Reply With Quote
Now if your wife spoke like a Northerner, Poo-er, then there wouldn't be this confusion. Another plus for being Northern that






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handyandy

posted on 7/3/09 at 09:49 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Now if your wife spoke like a Northerner, Poo-er, then there wouldn't be this confusion. Another plus for being Northern that


i,m a northerner but my mrs is a southerner......
i pronounce the word SURE as shoe -er but she says it like SHORE
often causes humourous discussion

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smart51

posted on 7/3/09 at 10:01 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Now if your wife spoke like a Northerner, Poo-er,


Except if you're from Manchester, in which case it is POR - a better homonym for paw.

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mistergrumpy

posted on 7/3/09 at 10:16 PM Reply With Quote
In Manchester it's just normal. There ain't any one word for not poor.






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Dusty

posted on 8/3/09 at 06:49 AM Reply With Quote
On holiday at her nans making tea in the kitchen, youngest was amazed by nannys loose tea in the tea caddy. Only ever having seen our PG tips teabags she asked what it was.
Nan says 'It's loose tea, Jeni.'
Jens pondered this for a moment and then piped up, ' We have tight tea, Nanny'.

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