Jon Ison
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 posted on 15/7/09 at 09:32 PM |
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Anyone been to Egypt recently ? Is it yours :)
Well, was it you ?
A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from
the hotel.
A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
"She is determined to go ahead with the case."
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
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omega0684
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| posted on 15/7/09 at 09:51 PM |
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eccsmk
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| posted on 15/7/09 at 10:08 PM |
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mmm
did a leave a stray sperm in a pool ??
oh no it wasnt me
ive never been to egypt
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Davey D
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| posted on 15/7/09 at 10:17 PM |
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I've just cum;-) back from my honeymoon in Egypt. I didn't use the swimming pool though, only swam in the sea... The red sea is very
salty, so my donation won't be noticable :-D
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eccsmk
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| posted on 15/7/09 at 10:22 PM |
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 06:06 AM |
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How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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tomgregory2000
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 06:47 AM |
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ha ha
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iank
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 08:40 AM |
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The 'excuses' people come up with the avoid the obvious explanation are always amusing, and a little sad.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 09:25 AM |
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Praise the lord it’s the second-hand cumming
Another miracle birth 
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James
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 10:18 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
The 'excuses' people come up with the avoid the obvious explanation are always amusing, and a little sad.
Where's BenB when you need him.
He must have heard some interesting excuses along these lines with his job!
[Edited on 16/7/09 by James]
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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BenB
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 10:26 AM |
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I was trying to think of an Egypt related joke 
Best one I could come up with was-
perhaps the girl took a day trip over the red sea and it was Artificial In-Yemen-ation
Best excuse I heard was
"We need the morning after pill because we were using a condom and we had a problem so it didn't work"
"What was the problem?"
"We didn't put it on"
Of course condoms do have a contraceptive effect even when not used because people think what's the point of having sex?- it's like having
a back massage wearing a medaeival suit of armour
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owelly
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 10:32 AM |
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You can all mock but I know for a fact that female lady women girls can get pregnant from touching dirty door handles. My missus got a belly full of
arms and legs and that is exactly how thye got there. It couldn't have been through sex as I've not been near her for ages. In fact,
I've been on night shifts and her mate, Leroy, says he hasn't seen anyone at the house whilst he's been there.........
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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woodster
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 02:35 PM |
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it looks like someones had it in for her ..............
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BenB
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 03:29 PM |
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JOKE: She went to Egypt to see the pyamids and came back a Mummy
I knew there was one there!!
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Danozeman
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 05:05 PM |
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LOl thats nearly as stupid as this one!!
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When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has
since been fired.
Polish man
They have wierd cultures there!!
Dan
Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!
http://www.eastangliankitcars.co.uk
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JoelP
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 06:23 PM |
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a chap was jailed for having sex with a pavement
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Rod Ends
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 06:40 PM |
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While we're in the region:
Gaza youth 'corrupted' by aphrodisiac chewing gum
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 16/7/09 at 06:50 PM |
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Well we was in Egypt back in May, dont recall seeing any sea men in our pools......
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 17/7/09 at 03:09 AM |
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Think its a wind up as the name Magdalena suggests....
still you can get locostbuilders there
linky
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