timf
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 posted on 5/8/04 at 02:53 PM |
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one for conrodski
The Official Polish Sex Quiz
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that
seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just like you sign
your name) under the appropriate heading on the right side.
TRUE FALSE
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. |______|______|
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. |______|______|
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. |______|______|
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.|______|______|
5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. |______|______|
6. A G-string is part of a violin. |______|______|
7. Semen is another word for "sailor". |______|______|
8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". |______|______|
9. Testicles are found on an octopus. |______|______|
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. |______|______|
11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. |______|______|
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. |______|______|
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. |______|______|
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". |______|______|
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. |______|______|
16. A condom is an apartment complex. |______|______|
17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior | | |
in church. |______|______|
18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. |______|______|
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. |______|______|
20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new | | |
government officials. |______|______|
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. |______|______|
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. |______|______|
23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. |______|______|
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. |______|______|
25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" |______|______|
26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. |______|______|
27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. |______|______|
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 5/8/04 at 05:30 PM |
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sorry i must be having a blondie monent,cant get it???
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Peteff
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| posted on 5/8/04 at 07:06 PM |
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I think it's more of an American thing. It would probably be the Irish version over here. It would probably work as the Essex girls version .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 5/8/04 at 10:33 PM |
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I think you are right - the yanks use polish as the butt of jokes like we do irish. It might actually be funny in parts then
atb
steve
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 5/8/04 at 10:47 PM |
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tut tut timf,trev will be after you,they arnt as sdupid as people make out,i can understand it with the essex bit tho having been to a one horse town
there
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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