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drmike54

posted on 27/8/04 at 04:17 PM Reply With Quote
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Ever since my 50 th birthday last Friday, my friends have been asking me if I feel old. I having been telling them NO! But today I got a welcome letter in the mail inviting me to join the AARP,(American Association of Retired Persons)! Well that sure does change my outlook.
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Hellfire

posted on 27/8/04 at 04:28 PM Reply With Quote
I think the moral is:

Get some new friends...








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Peteff

posted on 27/8/04 at 06:08 PM Reply With Quote
Over here it's Saga brochures.

They start arriving as soon as you hit 50. I never told them when my birthday was. It's nice to know someone's interested though .





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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derf

posted on 27/8/04 at 06:20 PM Reply With Quote
look on the plus side your birthday just passed and now you cn say that you are half a hundred years old!
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Guinness

posted on 28/8/04 at 06:40 AM Reply With Quote
Happy Birthday mate!! Don't let them get you down.

I filled in one of those Saga brochure request forms in, as a joke, for my dad on his 40th birthday. He went mad, and nearly sued them! Whoops.

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pbura

posted on 28/8/04 at 12:03 PM Reply With Quote
AARP's about as useful as tits on a bull. Just chop up all their stuff and send it back to them in their return envelope. They'll take you off the list soon enough.

Just because you're 50 doesn't mean you can't be juvenile

Pete





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