Spyderman
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| posted on 11/5/03 at 12:11 AM |
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Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
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Originally posted by Dick Axtell
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Originally posted by robinbastd FUTTOCK
Do you mean that bloke Darwin Futtock, orff the Millionaire show??
[Edited on 6/5/03 by Dick Axtell]
Dave Ashurst told me that millionaire guy had died.
suicide due to stress of the court case.
apparently celador are gonna pay for the funneral, but not for the coffin
Doh!
I didn't get it until someone explained it to me today!
And I thought I was the intelligent one of the family!
Hope my kids are smarter!
Terry
[Edited on 11/5/03 by Spyderman]
Spyderman
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 12/5/03 at 06:32 PM |
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Apparently the Major is looking for a new house.
in Hackney.
Enjoy.
its not the coughing that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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Peteff
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| posted on 13/5/03 at 10:57 AM |
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Who wants to be a millionaire?
Now sponsored by Veno's .
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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locodude
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| posted on 13/5/03 at 06:48 PM |
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Well? Was flange thursday any good? No reports? I take it that it was a washout then, oh well maybe next year eh?
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Northy
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| posted on 13/5/03 at 08:06 PM |
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It was that good, it will be repeated this Thursday!
Bring on the flange...........
Graham
Website under construction. Help greatfully received as I don't really know what I'm doing! 
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Built 2L 8 Valve Vx Powered Avon
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robinbastd
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| posted on 13/5/03 at 10:25 PM |
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As long as I don't have another F F F Futtocking F'ing Friday
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Peteff
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 09:18 AM |
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Resurrection day!!!
Just thought I'd bring this one back as it was such fun last time round. I'm thinking ahead to Saturday and the word I'm going for
is SPASMODIC.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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ned
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 09:20 AM |
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spangulated sunday anyone?
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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GasGasGas
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 12:18 PM |
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How about one for a Saturday night?.......
I know ............ Shagged !
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Mix
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 03:11 PM |
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SPIGOT........You know it makes sense!!
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Northy
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 05:03 PM |
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Saturday will be:
"Still Pissed Saturday" after my birthday on Friday.
Anyone fancy some beers?
Graham
Website under construction. Help greatfully received as I don't really know what I'm doing!
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Built 2L 8 Valve Vx Powered Avon
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bob
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 05:38 PM |
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Graham
That'll be my words on tuesday,as its bithday monday
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chrisg
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 06:05 PM |
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Happy Birthday Bob,
It's mine the monday after, and it's a BIG one!!
Gulp.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Peteff
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 08:45 PM |
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How big is that then?
Bet it's not more than double figures though Chris.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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chrisg
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 09:11 PM |
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well, I'l be 21 and a few months
(228 months)
Cheers
Old bloke
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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robinbastd
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 09:53 PM |
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Scary innit? Will be the same age (21 and 228 months) in 30 days and am leaving the country!
[Edited on 24/7/03 by robinbastd]
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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bob
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 09:54 PM |
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CHRIS
You can add my and your age together and still be younger than Albert steptoe.
LOL I dont bother counting now but there is a bonus to getting older,you can get away with more letching
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chrisg
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| posted on 24/7/03 at 10:33 PM |
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quote:
you can get away with more letching
Yeah, and do less about it!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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ned
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| posted on 25/7/03 at 09:29 AM |
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hence the term: 'dirty old man' ?
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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bob
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| posted on 25/7/03 at 10:16 PM |
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"Dirty old man" yep thats me and albert
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ned
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| posted on 31/7/03 at 09:07 AM |
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todays new word, is 'plimsole'
go on, say it out loud, doesn't it sound ridiculous?
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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neds echo
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| posted on 31/7/03 at 12:57 PM |
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Ned
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhh
"Hiley doodley do neighbor! What can I do ya for?"
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