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theconrodkid

posted on 21/10/06 at 11:53 PM Reply With Quote
thanks for the lift

went to an AGM for a club i am in tonight,i gave a freind a lift as she is local and i dont drink,she walks in and plonks a big bag on the table,says "a little something for the lift",
i open the bag,inside is a FRESH CHICKEN
anyone else had any strange things given to them for lifts/favours?





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Steve&Steve

posted on 22/10/06 at 01:07 AM Reply With Quote
Thats some bird ya have there!






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zilspeed

posted on 22/10/06 at 09:10 AM Reply With Quote
I always favour paying my way in fresh poultry wherever possible...








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Guinness

posted on 22/10/06 at 10:31 AM Reply With Quote
At Christmas most firms we work with dropped off a bottle of vino or spirits, which got shared amongst the staff.

But a guy turned up at reception with a massive black bin bag in his arms. Plonks it down on the reception desk and says Merry Christmas from ******. Secretary opens it up and there are a dozen fresh Salmon in there with loads of crushed ice. Not salmon steaks, entire fish.



Mike






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Danozeman

posted on 22/10/06 at 10:59 AM Reply With Quote
My missus gets tips in meat at chrimbo (oooh err ) from a couple of her clients at the hair dressers she works.

Bloody great turkies and gammon joints etc,.





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Danozeman

posted on 22/10/06 at 11:04 AM Reply With Quote
Just remembered another thing she had. She did her friends hair and said she didnt want anything for it so her friend gave her a sachet of Viagra jelly.





Dan

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Peteff

posted on 22/10/06 at 11:37 AM Reply With Quote
her friend gave her a sachet of Viagra jelly.

Are you familiar with this friend She probably knows something, wasn't your wife suspicious? Best tip I ever had, always put your barrow near your muck.





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Danozeman

posted on 22/10/06 at 01:36 PM Reply With Quote
Yep i am familiar but not that familiar unfortunatley . I didnt think i had a problem in that department. It made a good nights entertainment!!





Dan

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