timf
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a good joke
i hope this dosn't offend anyone but it is excellent
>The Inland Revenue send their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is
>doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I noticed
>that you buy a lot of candles."
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>Yes," answered the Rabbi.
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>Well, Rabbi, " what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
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>"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when
>we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
>then, they send us a free box of candles."
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>"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in
>his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What
>do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
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>"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
>crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box
>back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of
>matzo balls."
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>"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
>"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
>the circumcisions?"
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>"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
>save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
>to The Inland Revenue
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>"Inland Revenue .?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
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>"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Inland Revenue " ...and about once a
>year, they send us a little pr*ck like you"
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auzziejim
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 10:20 AM |
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LOL, very good especially as im having a dispute with them at the moment over my tax
Cheers
James
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greggors84
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 11:32 AM |
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Tax??
I thought you were a student?
Surely us students dont have to worry about tax?
I hope 
Chris
The Magnificent 7!
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auzziejim
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 01:12 PM |
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that greg is my problem they are wrongly taxing me and im trying to get all my money back but they are a bunch of muppets who cant do their friggin
jobs properly
rant over
Cheers
James
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Deckman001
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 03:42 PM |
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You think you got it bad, I'm now on a 'K' code due to them c***ing it up 
Jason
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auzziejim
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 04:11 PM |
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i know i havnt got it all that bad but wen ur earning just under £100 pounds a week and they take £35 a week off you its taking away all my drinking
money for the week! and even £65 pw is bugger all when ur building a car, LOL
Cheers
James
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Deckman001
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| posted on 20/6/03 at 07:16 PM |
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Good point !!
Jason 
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