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Peteff

posted on 4/2/07 at 12:49 PM Reply With Quote
Pointless accessory

I just saw a silver Corsa go past the house with spoilers, wheels ,big exhaust etc. all done quite nicely, every 18 year old's dream car, but when he changed gear there was a noise that sounded like an angry monkey trapped under the bonnet. I can only assume it was a dump valve sound effect as the car was not that fast and didn't sound like it had a turbo fitted. It made me laugh and it made a few people jump but I don't think anybody was impressed by it.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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bilbo

posted on 4/2/07 at 01:08 PM Reply With Quote
Don't you get those free with Burberry Caps?





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I love speed :-P

posted on 4/2/07 at 01:08 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
every 18 year old's dream car


oh thank you





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MattCraneCustoms

posted on 4/2/07 at 01:10 PM Reply With Quote
unfortunately I'd guess your right, if you look in the Demon Theives catalogue, there is an "electronic dump valve," which is just a high power tweeter under the bonnet. Sad I know.
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stevec

posted on 4/2/07 at 02:44 PM Reply With Quote
A pox on all Chavs,
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smart51

posted on 4/2/07 at 03:00 PM Reply With Quote
So my idea of a whistle that bolts to your engine's air intake and sound's like a supercharger wouldn't be too popular on here then?
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Confused but excited.

posted on 4/2/07 at 03:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stevec
A pox on all Chavs,


Don't most of them already have it?





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martin1973

posted on 4/2/07 at 04:10 PM Reply With Quote
what do you call 2 chav's in a car with no music
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coppers.








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martyn_16v

posted on 4/2/07 at 05:51 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smart51
So my idea of a whistle that bolts to your engine's air intake and sound's like a supercharger wouldn't be too popular on here then?


I'm sure you can already get something similar, it's like a little turbine blade you stuff up your 15" exhaust that makes a whooshy sound...

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Jon Ison

posted on 4/2/07 at 08:52 PM Reply With Quote
So no one on here pushed a lolly stick into the spokes on there bike too make it sound like a motorbike ???
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givemethebighammer

posted on 4/2/07 at 09:00 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
So no one on here pushed a lolly stick into the spokes on there bike too make it sound like a motorbike ???


Heh, I remember that, bits of cornflakes packet in the spokes held on the frame with clothes pegs.


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Peteff

posted on 5/2/07 at 10:45 AM Reply With Quote
Park Drive packet found on any pavement near you folded into four was my chosen method.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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macnab

posted on 5/2/07 at 12:12 PM Reply With Quote
NO! This explains some weird sounding boy racer cars I've been hearing, a massive explosion every time they change gear yet are just crawling along.

How chronically sad.

Saying that I am getting a set of straight cut cam cogs made for my v6 purely for the outrageous racket they make (think 90mph in reverse kind of sound!), so I suppose each to their own...






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givemethebighammer

posted on 5/2/07 at 10:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by macnab
I am getting a set of straight cut cam cogs made for my v6 purely for the outrageous racket they make (think 90mph in reverse kind of sound!), so I suppose each to their own...


My straight cut TranX gearbox sounds pretty much like that !


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matt_claydon

posted on 6/2/07 at 10:02 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by martin1973
what do you call 2 chavs in a car with no music
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coppers.


I think you might mean "in custody"

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DarrenW

posted on 6/2/07 at 11:01 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
So no one on here pushed a lolly stick into the spokes on there bike too make it sound like a motorbike ???
Funny you should say that Jon, just before you joined us in TGI's at Heathrow last Sunday i had the exact same conversation with my gaffer when looking at the Chopper they had on display.

I used to turn the mudflap up on the back wheel of my Striker. For some strange reason it didnt last too long before being worn away!






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