Peteff
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posted on 29/8/03 at 07:52 AM |
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Not your fault Hippy.
I accept all blame for this debacle, but we have reached a scientific conclusion so it's not all been wasted.
apologies, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Metal Hippy
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posted on 29/8/03 at 07:58 AM |
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In that case have a song dedicated to all the ugly people in the world.
http://www.coopsta.net/content/downloads/flash/fatkid.swf
Definitely NOT safe for work or kids....
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Mark H
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posted on 1/9/03 at 09:21 PM |
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Ah, its nice to see the family get together once in a while at chez Hippy...
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Metal Hippy
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posted on 2/9/03 at 07:52 AM |
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Git
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Surrey Dave
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posted on 2/9/03 at 08:14 PM |
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Experiment
Excriment!
Alright Cock!!
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Rorty
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posted on 3/9/03 at 05:12 AM |
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An Aussie one;
VAG (pronounced "vadge" ) (it's local lingo for a woman's nasty).
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Noodle
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posted on 3/9/03 at 07:27 AM |
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VAG is used here in the UK too. I went to see the Uk tour of Bottom (Rick Mayall/Ade Edmonson) a few years back. It was titled "Her Maj's
Vag"
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Mark H
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posted on 3/9/03 at 11:35 AM |
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I always thought it was "Fadge" in this country?
Perhaps its regional!
I personally like "wizards sleeve". How did we get on to this subject?
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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chrisg
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posted on 3/9/03 at 07:28 PM |
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oh you mean a"Clowns pocket" or a "wellie Top"
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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MK9R
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posted on 4/9/03 at 06:39 AM |
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or John Waynes saddle bags?
Cheers Austen
RGB car number 9
www.austengreenway.co.uk
www.automatedtechnologygroup.co.uk
www.trackace.co.uk
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bob
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posted on 4/9/03 at 08:03 AM |
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Paperhangers bucket
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DaveFJ
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posted on 4/9/03 at 12:09 PM |
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Ive always liked 'Clunge' or 'The corner Pocket'
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Alan B
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posted on 4/9/03 at 01:51 PM |
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Beef curtains
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 4/9/03 at 02:04 PM |
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Thing is.
I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.
"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 4/9/03 at 02:05 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Alan B
Beef curtains
yeah
how sick is
'beef jerky!'
atb
steve
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timf
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posted on 4/9/03 at 02:12 PM |
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or
i see you had two rashers of bacon for breakfast again
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locoboy
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posted on 4/9/03 at 03:19 PM |
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a reference to a bear trappers hat doesnt go down too well either!
ATB
Locoboy
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Alan B
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posted on 4/9/03 at 03:46 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
Thing is.
I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.
"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!
Works for me.....
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Rorty
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posted on 5/9/03 at 05:04 AM |
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Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Mark H
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posted on 5/9/03 at 11:11 AM |
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LOL!!
An interesting collection of names! I think wellie top is my favourite...
Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!
[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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timf
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posted on 5/9/03 at 11:36 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Mark H
Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!
[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]
i'd go for deaf as the photo in alan's archive shows her hovering without it plugged in .also it's good enough to warrant the piccy
again cheers alan
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Mark H
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posted on 5/9/03 at 11:59 AM |
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Sh~t - I almost got the sack!!
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Alan B
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posted on 5/9/03 at 12:02 PM |
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Yep, keep posting it whenever you feel like it..
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Alan B
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posted on 5/9/03 at 12:04 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Rorty
Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?
Who said I meant her?
Oh I see...still risky either way..
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