italian job joke
In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his
band and; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George
Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson
and begins to do what she does best. She swallows nicely then does the
same for his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and finally the
keyboard player. When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to
John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through
the wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out and grabs her by the scruff of
the neck.
Oi!? He shouts.......
You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!?
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