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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 14/10/08 at 09:53 AM Reply With Quote
crunch joke seen on bbc

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's






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JAG

posted on 14/10/08 at 10:05 AM Reply With Quote
I read that article too. I liked;

Did you hear that the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed?

Yep, they've had to call in the Retrievers





Justin


Who is this super hero? Sarge? ...No.
Rosemary, the telephone operator? ...No.
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor? ...Could be!

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Benzine

posted on 14/10/08 at 10:43 AM Reply With Quote
Heard the biggest bank in Japan has collapsed?

The national bank of origami has folded






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SALAD

posted on 14/10/08 at 11:16 AM Reply With Quote
Unfortunately it's not just the origami bank.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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speedyxjs

posted on 14/10/08 at 12:38 PM Reply With Quote
Thats a good'n





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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907

posted on 14/10/08 at 03:31 PM Reply With Quote
Apparently the collective noun for bankers is a Wunch.


A Wunch of Bankers


Paul G






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clairetoo

posted on 14/10/08 at 04:47 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 907
Apparently the collective noun for bankers is a Wunch.


A Wunch of Bankers


Paul G







Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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