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scootz

posted on 2/2/09 at 06:58 PM Reply With Quote
Southern Softies!

Its only a wee bit of snow FFS!


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theconrodkid

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:02 PM Reply With Quote
yea but were much better looking





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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koiking125

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:02 PM Reply With Quote
A couple of inches of snow and the country grinds to a hault,,how do other countrys cope???

[Edited on 2/2/09 by koiking125]

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scootz

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:03 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by theconrodkid
yea but were much better looking


Perhaps, but we're better endowed!

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nitram38

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:04 PM Reply With Quote
Perhaps it's because we don't eat enough Deep Fried Mars Bars or Deep Fried Kebabs?
I'm at work right now. Drove in my tintop through 1 ft high snow.






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rusty nuts

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:04 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Perhaps, but we're better endowed!




Who said ?

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bob tatt

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:06 PM Reply With Quote
anyone south of chesterfield in my book is a shandy drinking southerner.
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mistergrumpy

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:09 PM Reply With Quote
Just been in the garage for about 3 hours and they won't shut up about bleeding snow on the radio. It's just snow! Not a tsunami or earthquake or owt. Bloody media






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iank

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:14 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by koiking125
A couple of inches of snow and the country grinds to a hault,,how do other countrys cope???

[Edited on 2/2/09 by koiking125]


By paying for infrastructure. If it only happens every 18 years how many million do you want invested from your taxes?

If it happens every year like Scandinavia, Russia or Scotland then it's worth it and you have enough gritters ready to go.





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coozer

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:16 PM Reply With Quote
I'm amazed at the way its brought the country down.

How on earth we got through it in the 70's when it was 3 foot deep and lasted 3 months

27 year old London bird on the telly saying it was the worst she's ever seen. It was only a couple inches!





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mcerd1

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Its only a wee bit of snow FFS!





I was here yesterday: 56°26'55.44"N 4°31'6.33"W (sitck it in google earth/maps)
that was real snow

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BenB

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coozer
27 year old London bird on the telly saying it was the worst she's ever seen. It was only a couple inches!


Fnar fnar......

I helped push two people out of the snow today... Funniest one was a bloke in a RWD Lexus blandmobile. Nice engine on it though. He got to a slight hill and his rubber band tyres said "no way mister". The funniest bit was watching the Ediff trying to work out WTF was going on. It was putting power to one rear wheel then the other, then back to the first... Of course all this sudden switching of power was doing was unsticking the tyres and ensuring that he was going nowhere quickly!!! I was glad I hadn't gone for a blat at that point (I did think about it!!!).....

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Hellfire

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:32 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nitram38
I'm at work right now. Drove in my tintop through 1 ft high snow.


ROFL Is that the Southern equivalent of snow 12" deep?

Phil






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RichB

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:36 PM Reply With Quote
31 year VW camper had no probs getting to work today - just wish the heating was better (I am a soft southerner!)
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clairetoo

posted on 2/2/09 at 07:52 PM Reply With Quote
The reason the country grinds to a halt at the first sign of snow ? Too many total numpties on the roads who havnt the slightest idea how to drive on snow
Most of the way to work at 10 to 15 miles an hour , stuck behind a moron who really should have stayed at home - on roads clear enough to see the road markings
Then stuck for ten minits on the Ashby bypass cuz a moron in a transit couldnt get up a slight hill , and no one had the b***s to pass him on a three lane road

[Edited on 2/2/09 by clairetoo]





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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nitram38

posted on 2/2/09 at 08:02 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
quote:
Originally posted by nitram38
I'm at work right now. Drove in my tintop through 1 ft high snow.


ROFL Is that the Southern equivalent of snow 12" deep?

Phil


We don't like to use 12 when 1 will do, just to make it sound like more!






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GeorgeM

posted on 2/2/09 at 08:17 PM Reply With Quote
another one stuck behind weekend drivers on the way to work
Sat in overtaking lane at 25mph, nothing in nearside lane

Drive home at 6 was much better, they had all gone home early, roads
were empty, had some fun ( in a kangoo van)

It should be made compulsary for new drivers
to learn to drive on motorways (use the correct lane)
and then on a skid pan with slick tyres.
Would do them good

GeorgeM

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ravingfool

posted on 2/2/09 at 08:21 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Its only a wee bit of snow FFS!




Is this what you meant?



[Edited on 2/2/09 by ravingfool]

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Richard Quinn

posted on 2/2/09 at 09:08 PM Reply With Quote
Modern cars that think they know better than you are a problem. As long as I'd turned the DTC off my BMW has been entertaining but a little tiring to drive in the snow. I had a few buttock clenchers but they were more due to the knob in the Micra/Corsa/Clio driving stupidly in close proximity to me.
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ken555

posted on 2/2/09 at 09:19 PM Reply With Quote
In the best Crocodile Dundee tradition

"That wasn't what I would call snow.

This is what I call snow."


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DaveFJ

posted on 2/2/09 at 10:45 PM Reply With Quote
had to travel to and from the railway station on the moped today.... not a great problem but in the areas where it was really dodgy. had to take those areas at about 15 mph with my feet out to catch the weight each time it tried to slip out under me!(compacted snow/ice) i was in real danger of coming off..... yet the f'ing idiots in there cars were sat right on my arse so if i did go over they would be sure to kill me!!!





Dave

"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always

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JoelP

posted on 2/2/09 at 11:01 PM Reply With Quote
fact is not everyone loves driving like us and regards it as a skill to be honed, indeed to most people it is just a way to get about. They arent good enough to handle the snow well. Some drive too slow and waste time (there are worse things you can do though!), others drive too fast and crash. If i was a crap drive and had to pick one extreme, id go slow.

Sometimes you do genuinely get stuck, especially if you are in a vehicle not suited to it. I got stuck last time it snowed, in the van - it just couldnt manage hills and i was in a valley. Of the 6 roads i could've used, all were impassable.

If it was a regular occurance like canada or sweden, we'd have 4x4s, snow chains, shovels etc and everyone would have snow experience - of course britain grinds to a halt!

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scootz

posted on 3/2/09 at 06:18 PM Reply With Quote
And they're STILL going on about it!

Let it go news-people and find something interesting to tell us!

It's embarrassing watching a reporter talk about a 'deluge of snow' whilst standing in a couple of inches of the bloody stuff! Where I'm from it's called a 'covering' of snow!


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MikeRJ

posted on 3/2/09 at 06:33 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bob tatt
anyone south of chesterfield in my book is a shandy drinking southerner.


What about anyone south of Chesterfield that isn't in your book?

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scootz

posted on 3/2/09 at 10:07 PM Reply With Quote
Oooh... just heard on the news that it's "Britains worst snowfall"!

Clearly Scotland is not part of Britain... or the news folk have never ventured up north in the winter!

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