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Worzey

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
Crazy postman

I recently purchased a 30mm x 1500mm aluminium flat bar to mount the seats on as I need to raise the runner off the floor slightly.

Just found the postman trying to post it through the letter box!!! 1500mm - the porch isn't that long!!!

Wondering if he was a gynecologist in a previous life because most sane people wouldn't even attempt it!

Wonder why he didn't knock rather than attempt to pole vault through the letter box?





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smart51

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:17 PM Reply With Quote
Postmen have been given targets for delivery round times. They have to average 3 MPH including posting the letters, or something silly. They don't have tome for you to answer your door any more.
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Paul TigerB6

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:19 PM Reply With Quote
You should have started yanking it and barking dementedly!!






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Richard Quinn

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smart51
Postmen have been given targets for delivery round times. They have to average 3 MPH including posting the letters, or something silly. They don't have tome for you to answer your door any more.
Ours has got around that by not even attempting the parcel. He just sticks a card through saying "you were out/needs signing for/won't fit/can't be *rsed" and takes the parcel to the sorting office for me to collect the following Saturday morning as that's the only time I can get there when it's open.

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mistergrumpy

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:30 PM Reply With Quote
Maybe he was trying to poke you in the eye whilst you were sat on the sofa






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Worzey

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:33 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
You should have started yanking it and barking dementedly!!


I think having my 5 year old son trying to push it back out was scary enough.





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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 6/4/09 at 03:39 PM Reply With Quote
I have a tip for people. If you are lucky enough to have a regular post person. Get friendly with them and suggest that if you have any parcels they just leave them at the depot and pop a note in the post box. I think you can do something like this officially also but I am not sure if they differentiate between parcels or normal mail.

I have a lot of parcels and my postie like it because he never has to deliver them to me.





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pewe

posted on 6/4/09 at 04:32 PM Reply With Quote
Good job he didn't do what ours does with all manner of envelopes/packages etc and tried to fold it to get it through at all costs!
Cheers, Pewe

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blakep82

posted on 6/4/09 at 04:45 PM Reply With Quote
hmm, i didn't get any post at all today, which is unusual...





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blakep82

posted on 6/4/09 at 04:59 PM Reply With Quote
lol next door just came round, postman put all our stuff in his door lol





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r1_pete

posted on 6/4/09 at 05:02 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Worzey

Wondering if he was a gynecologist in a previous life because most sane people wouldn't even attempt it!




Nah, a gynecologist would be fitting you a new stair carpet through the letterbox.






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