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Ninehigh

posted on 21/6/11 at 09:14 PM Reply With Quote
Where's me Nobel Prize?

I think I've cracked it.

Thousands of years ago Africa wasn't desert it was rainforest. We can put it back that way (somehow, I mean that sand isn't a result of being dry!)
Consequently there'll be food for those starving people, world hunger sorted.
Billions of tons of CO2 will be removed from the atmosphere, so that's sorted.
Polar ice caps melting? Good that water can go into these previously dry places, and all the water that gets evaporated will turn into clouds above them and make rain!

All we need to do is get several butt-tons of seeds and the mother of all hosepipes

Heck if we can convince them to grow every other acre as something we could turn into biodiesel we could get army backing!






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Benzine

posted on 21/6/11 at 09:27 PM Reply With Quote
can/has been done:

geoff lawton - greening the desert

the full documentary is on youtube actually. part one here: link

[Edited on 21/6/11 by Benzine]

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JoelP

posted on 21/6/11 at 09:46 PM Reply With Quote
i was just reading on wikipedia about human origin in africa. Apparently we're all descended from one woman 160000 years ago, and one man 60000 years ago.

Im struggling to come to terms with the necrophilic implications there...






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Benzine

posted on 21/6/11 at 09:51 PM Reply With Quote
i think a woman would hang around for 100000 years for the chance to annoy a man
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Kwik

posted on 21/6/11 at 09:51 PM Reply With Quote
maybe that woman was A-sexual. i.e. can reproduce without a mate...
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Ninehigh

posted on 21/6/11 at 10:00 PM Reply With Quote
Isn't that going a little far on the joke "Why do men die younger?"

So yeah basically we "green" africa, thus removing the CO2, food and oil problem in one swoop.






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blakep82

posted on 21/6/11 at 10:18 PM Reply With Quote
here you go, so for the delay. only they're emailed now, and we've run out of stock, and only got the nobel prize for literature left. hope thats ok?







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Ninehigh

posted on 21/6/11 at 10:26 PM Reply With Quote
Lichricher? Ok ill tak a prise for lichrachure, i lernd mi speelin agis a go






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