Joke
A woman meets a handsome man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet
cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised
that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's
so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him ... they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes &
and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with him, they
are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
If a bolt is stuck force it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!!!
(My Dad 1991)
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posted on 10/8/04 at 02:08 PM
