alister667
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| posted on 18/8/06 at 12:46 PM |
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Never mind 900k - I'm getting $6 Million from Prince Charles!
I'm rich, rich I tells ya! Got the e-mail below. Such an obvious scam, haven't replied yet, but it's too tempting not to make up
some nonsense and reply!! I haven't got the heart to tell him Alister is my christian name, not my family name!
Barrister. Prince Charles Esq
From the desk of Prince Charles
Chambers and co.
Solicitors and advocates
Maka plaza suite 3,5th floor pacific
Tower, Maryland Lagos State Nigeria
Email:barr_prince_Charles01@yahoo.de
Dear SIR/MA
I know that you will be surprise to read from somebody you have not known or seen before, But behold" I entreat you to take the will for the
deed. I beleived it is indeed one the miraculous work of God that I got your contact coincidentally when I was surfing internet for the relatives of
my late client: Engr.Michael Alister.
I am Barrister Prince Charles Esq, (Notary Advocate & Legal Practitioners) and I am the personal attorney to late Engr.Michael Alister.
A Foreigner from your country, a licensed Crude Oil Exporter with African largest crude oil producing Firm, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation
(N.N.P.C.)Well, On The 3rd of May 2002, My Client, his Wife and their 2 Children were involved in an eroplane Crash (while on a picnic-trip.)
involving The BAC 111-500 belonging to EAS AIRLINES. Which the Pilot, 7 Crew Members and 65 Passengers on board unfortunately lost their lives.
To throw lights on this and more prove of my story, Please click the
undermentioned BBC ARCHIVE NEWS and CNN.com NEWS ARCHIVE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968616.stm
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/05/05/nigeria.crash/
Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy to see if I can locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has all the while proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives (i.e. same surname) over the Internet, to locate any member
of his family but of to no avail.
Therefore, I am contacting you to assist in accomodating a mega amount of money left behind by my late client before it is confiscated or declared
dormant by the Bank where this huge amount was deposit .
The Bank where the deceased had an account valued at Twenty million United States dollars (US$20, 000 000.00) has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to the deceased or have the account confiscated within the next (30) official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I am seeking for your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the
deceased since you are still a foreigner, and most fortunately your last name" is the same with my late client it will be easier and convincing
to present you as the next of kin to my late client. So that the proceeds of this account valued at US$20million USD can be paid to you.
Then thereafter the transfer, It will be shared as following: First and foremost, 10% of the total fund will be donated to Church and Motherless
babies home in your country, Then you and I will share the remaining money, 50% for me and 30% for you, while the remaining 10% will be used to defray
all our expenses incurred during the course of this transaction such like Telephone bills,Vats and Taxes as the bank or your government may
require.
I have all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up this claim such like e.g the Certificate of Deposit,Death certificate of my
client,e.t.c. which i will furnish to you upon your acceptance to do this deal with me.
All I require is your honesty,mutual understanding and co-operation to enable us actualize this lucrative deal which is a golden opportunity for us to
make wealth for our individual families.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by
my email as indicated above so that we can commence the documentations quickly. Finally I need your Mobile Cell, Telephone & Fax numbers for easy
communication in return.
Awaiting your urgent response.
Best Regards,
Barrister. Prince Charles Esq
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 18/8/06 at 01:06 PM |
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Tell him you that are a relative and that he had a large family.
We could all claim a share as relatives. Imagine the look on his face. 
[Edited on 18/8/06 by Confused but excited.]
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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02GF74
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| posted on 18/8/06 at 02:42 PM |
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write back and telling him you thinkj it is a scam unless he send you a copy of the death certificate.
als which Motherless babies home in UK should you contact?
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alister667
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| posted on 18/8/06 at 03:35 PM |
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Sent back today:-
Prince,
May I call you Prince, or is that a title? In which case I should have addressed you as Your Highness. Anyhow enough of my yakking! I'm both
extremely saddened and strangely excited to hear of the passing away of my late lamented second cousin Micheal Alister. Perhaps I should have come
over for the funeral - apologies that I didn't.
Obviously we've all heard of these 'scams' from Nigeria before so I'm a little nervous of recieving e-mails like this one,
athough I'm sure your intentions are strictly trustworthy. Because of this however can you take a picture of the death certificate and e-mail
it back to me? Also I will require a picture of yourself - you see I can tell if a man is trustworthy by looking at his eyes. Oddly this gift (which
has served me well) doesn't work on women. Nothing's perfect, eh?
Anyhow get back to me with these two items and I'm sure we'll get on like a shark on fire!
All the best
Alister667
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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Liam
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| posted on 18/8/06 at 05:23 PM |
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Involved in an 'eroplane' crash whilst on a picnic trip?? That's some picnic trip!!
Good luck scam baiting!!!
LIam
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JamJah
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| posted on 19/8/06 at 09:38 PM |
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Whats he alledgedly doing for 50%?
And 50% of nowt is a fair days wage! So the wannabe mother-in-law keeps telling me!
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James
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| posted on 20/8/06 at 10:24 AM |
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http://www.419baiter.com/
is always good for a laugh! 
Cheers,
James
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