James
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How Dodgy are you?
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
Quite interesting and amusing.
I'm not gonna get banged up for long (13 years) but the Conrod Kid better watch out if he ever goes to Singapore!!! 
Cheers,
James
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kingr
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 12:23 PM |
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Erk, I'm a bad bad man, 36.5 Years and £7000! And I would like to say that I am completely unrepentant about the lot. For those can't
be bothered to go through it, a word of advice - if you're Welsh don't go to Chester and if you're Scottish don't go to
York!
Kingr
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RoadkillUK
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 12:43 PM |
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I'm leaving the country !!!
Years in prison: 92.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Roadkill - Lee
www.bradford7.co.uk
Latest Picture (14 Sept 2014)
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 01:06 PM |
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13 years and five grand.
I recon it was having anal sex in the open with a nude shop dummy I had stolen after coming out of a restaurnt after not paying that did it 
atb
steve
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Macca
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 02:24 PM |
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107.5 yrs and 4.5k
Got off quite light!
Col (they made me do it )
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auzziejim
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 04:44 PM |
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Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000
erm it wasnt me! im innocent! well at least a £7000 fine aint too bad
Cheers
James
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 05:35 PM |
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what you saying bout my character james?78 years and 7000 fine
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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bob
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 06:37 PM |
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112 years and £9500
and i didnt do any drug related offences,i'm a bit impressed with that.
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Alan B
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 07:35 PM |
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37 years 5000 quid.......
Almost an angel.......
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Metal Hippy
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 posted on 23/5/03 at 09:35 PM |
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5.5 years and £2000.
God damn, I'm a good boy.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 09:52 PM |
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im impressed with how low mine was compared to you pervy thieving criminals
as for you hippy, you are half my age and havnt had the time to get into trouble yet.
atb
steve
[Edited on 23/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]
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robinbastd
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| posted on 23/5/03 at 10:17 PM |
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111 years, £7k.
Same as the young whippersnapper Auzziejim. Begs the question " Have I done enough?Or has he done too much?"
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Viper
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| posted on 26/5/03 at 06:17 AM |
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107 years and £7000 not as bad as some of you lot...
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flyingkiwi
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| posted on 26/5/03 at 05:48 PM |
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oh dear, think I better go hide in the garage before the fuzz come:-
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000
Still might get me car finished!!!!
It Runs!!!!! Bring on the SVA!
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Mark H
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| posted on 26/5/03 at 07:59 PM |
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12.5 years £2000, I've got a long way to go before i'm as bad as most of you 'orrible lot!
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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DoctorFunky
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| posted on 26/5/03 at 08:39 PM |
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Shocking. Suddenly I find I have been associating with a group of criminals of a dubious nature. Think I will go and lock myself up now before I get a
knock at the door from the men in blue.
Glad I didn't build a Tiger
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robinbastd
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| posted on 26/5/03 at 09:20 PM |
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It's the men in white coats that you've got to be on the lookout for.
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UncleFista
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 09:06 PM |
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Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Tony Bond / UncleFista
Love is like a snowmobile, speeding across the frozen tundra.
Which suddenly flips, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice-weasels come...
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chrisg
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 09:14 PM |
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This is all very well, but I nicked this computer, I'm living by benefit fraud and litigation, and I've got my granny in the club, so,
basically, you're all a bit tame.
Cheers
Chris
(and I've got an overdue library book)
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 10:15 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
I've got my granny in the club,
Chris
So your also related to me and a time lord then. I was wondering who was responsible for my pre-dick-a-ment.
Enjoy. (for those not in the know see what have you found)
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 28/5/03 at 05:03 PM |
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oops. 8 years and £5000.
tsk tsk where did I go wrong.
Enjoy.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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ned
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 08:53 AM |
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7 years in prison and £0 fine!
I could just about afford the fine then.
I'm good, honest.
Ned Flanders (May the Lord be with me)
beware, I've got yellow skin
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kingr
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 09:24 AM |
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So, if "Ned" gets 7 years, how many does Andy get?
Kingr
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Kelvin
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 10:59 AM |
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Oh blimey.
124 years and 7 grand.
I'll get me coat, or straight jacket!
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ned
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 12:06 PM |
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Andy who, kingr? you don't mean donut do you?!?!!
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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