Alez
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 10:52 AM |
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National Poetry Day!!
My suspension needs attention And my undersling's slung low
While my treads are wearing Thinner by the hour
There's a leaking and a dripping And I want it to be quitting
Hesitation's hit The pressure and the flow
The sparks are rather stunted - With the bounce this has been shunted
For the spring is sprung And paintwork's gone to pot
There's a pitting and a pocking And the travel involves rocking
While the loud exhaust Emits an awful smell.
Bits are getting rusty The smell is rather musty With a dusty crusty look
In winter light It's time for a big mauling And a lot of overhauling
And a bit of plastic work On the outside
So now, all nice and shiny And quite a lot less whiny I promise to repair My motor too
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Simon
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 11:47 AM |
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There was young man from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
So he sat in a chair,
stuck his legs in the air,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
ATB
Simon
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locoboy
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 12:19 PM |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills Fanny,
Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock cos Jills a fuckin tranny.
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone, when she bent over up popped Rover and gave her a bone of his own!
[Edited on 9/10/03 by colmaccoll]
ATB
Locoboy
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 02:08 PM |
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i wrotre one called "horace the fridge"you gota guess what that was about
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 07:26 PM |
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Was it a fridge called Horace?
I wish I was a caterpillar,
Life would be a farce,
sliding down the cabbage leaves,
And landing on my knees.
It needs a bit more work I think.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 08:14 PM |
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youl never get it pete,it,s about a landrover gearbox
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 08:41 PM |
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Roses are red
violets are blue
some limericks ryhme
but this one dosen't
and it's got a line too many
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Mark H
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 08:47 PM |
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Alez - Are you the guy who bought Jon Isons motor? If so, is your poem the snagging list?
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 09:39 PM |
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Get with the programme young Harrison.
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=7947
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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ned
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 08:43 AM |
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Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle, to have a little bit of fun,
Zippy got silly and pulled out his 'zipper',
and shoved it up bungles 'slipper'.
Needs some work too
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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petescamel
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 11:17 AM |
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there was a young lady from Nantucket
who had a c**t like a bucket
it wasn't the size
that attracted the flies
but the jelly that laid round the rim
also needs work
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 01:10 PM |
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there was a young camel called pete
who was born with very big feet.
couldnt find any shoes
trod in some poos
and went in a hump all day!
bosche
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locoboy
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 02:07 PM |
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There once was a car made from plans,
to make one requires 3 hands,
with a square section chassis
Ally pannels look quite classy
and a bike engine the go like hot snot.
still needs tweeking i think.
ATB
Locoboy
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Alez
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 04:55 PM |
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Hey Mark, sorry I missed your post! Yes I bought it but nah, I copied the poem from somewhere, I'm a poor Spanish guy much useless with English,
couldn't write any poems...
Cheers,
Alex
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