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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:07 PM Reply With Quote
give me a break...

oh groan this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24 (ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair) every time I try to ignore her she goes in a mood and starts stomping past my desk!...why do these things keep happening?

I need a tie-shirt with something like - 'I'm not interested even if you are hot!'

come back office all is forgiven






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James

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:10 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
(ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair)


Your hair makes you look like sleeping beauty?

Nice!


What's the problem with some nice girl liking you?

Or are you a 'homeowner'?


Cheers,
James






EDIT: Which, in case anyone gets offended, is a term I was taught by a gay friend of mine.




[Edited on 13/3/08 by James]





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Hammerhead

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:11 PM Reply With Quote
Post a photo and we can vote:

Should you

Should'nt you






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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:12 PM Reply With Quote
i used to go out with a girl who looked like snow white, she was a hotty





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02GF74

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:13 PM Reply With Quote
and then the alarm clock went BBBRRRRRRRRRRDINGG






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nib1980

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:14 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
oh groan this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24



THEN SEND HER MY WAY!!!!





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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:17 PM Reply With Quote
it's her hair that looks like that, mine is like a Greek god!

I'd get my ass kicked for even a hint of fooling around.

dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??

[Edited on 13/3/08 by Mr Whippy]






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Guinness

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:25 PM Reply With Quote
Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?

Might I suggest something green.

Mike






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Guinness

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:27 PM Reply With Quote
Whoooahhh! Hang on a minute, Liam's back!

Whooo hoo!

Or am I just slow on the uptake?

Mike






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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:33 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Guinness
Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?

Might I suggest something green.

Mike



na that's only on Fridays

Guinness -- I never spotted him being back either, linky

http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=84401






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thunderace

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:37 PM Reply With Quote
evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)

be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.

(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)

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mike smith1

posted on 13/3/08 at 02:43 PM Reply With Quote
I'm with hammerhead, think we should vote on it, wish that would happen in our office! Female's employed here hace got to look like a cart horse and be about 30stone to get a job here!!

Mike






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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:10 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thunderace
evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)

be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.

(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)


hmm she has that kind of stalker look, kind of 'please god ask me out or else!!!' stare, if I talk to her she starts to giggle and talk b$ll$cks, a bad sign...

One of my friends split up with a girl and she went nuts, I mean nuts! Started phone up every minute then hang up or texting '£$%^$%^£^£$^$%' kind of stuff, no not swearing just random characters. In the end he had to change his number but what a psycho






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COREdevelopments

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:23 PM Reply With Quote
take a picture post her on here so we can all have a stare!! just tell her your gay and your in love with G.W BUSH!!






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Benzine

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:26 PM Reply With Quote
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.
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Hammerhead

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:35 PM Reply With Quote
you could go the 'sexual harassment in the work place' route (her harassing you not the other way round )






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DarrenW

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.



Brilliant That should do the trick.

Your as mad as Whippy






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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.


I don't think things have got that bad, I might also get the sack for that ^






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McLannahan

posted on 13/3/08 at 03:39 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup, sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.


I think both hands in a twin gun type gesture. That'll look classy.






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COREdevelopments

posted on 13/3/08 at 04:04 PM Reply With Quote
ye deffo gotta be twin hands gesture






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matt_claydon

posted on 13/3/08 at 04:13 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??



As in HOMOwner.

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Dale

posted on 13/3/08 at 04:27 PM Reply With Quote
Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale





Thanks
Dale

my 14 and11 year old boys 22
and 19 now want to drive but have to be 25 before insurance will allow. Finally on the road

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Mr Whippy

posted on 13/3/08 at 04:36 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dale
Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale


no that would definitely be a bad idea, she would get jealous, suspicious and then lock me out of the house






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joneh

posted on 13/3/08 at 05:07 PM Reply With Quote
I have the same burden as you Mr Whippy. Its not easy being a fanny magnet!






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rusty nuts

posted on 13/3/08 at 08:56 PM Reply With Quote
Some women go for Merciless men?
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