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Author: Subject: i'm shocked, rf santa. not safe for kids to see.
MikeR

posted on 11/12/08 at 09:40 AM Reply With Quote
So if Father Christmas is visiting you - what will he be wearing and will he drop off?
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02GF74

posted on 11/12/08 at 09:43 AM Reply With Quote
.... must be a sign of the credit crunch.

ofcourse he is real, you'll be tellimg me next the tooth fairy does not exist!






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Benzine

posted on 11/12/08 at 10:03 AM Reply With Quote
Why do parents tell/confirm that santa doesn't exist but they don't mention god at all? It's mad






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splitrivet

posted on 11/12/08 at 10:26 AM Reply With Quote
Cant fathom out what their motives would be for wrecking a little lads dream, kids grow up too fast these days anyway.
Cheers,
Bob





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Pezza

posted on 11/12/08 at 04:45 PM Reply With Quote
I still feel slightly guilty after I committed a similar sin years ago.

I had been out hunting with my air rifle back when I was a teen.
I'd bagged a huge bunny and was carrying it back to my parents house by the ears.

The next door neighbours lad, who was only about five at the time asked me what I was doing.

'Ive just shot the Easter bunny' was my reply, holding said rabbit up to show him.

He was upset for weeks the poor little git lol.





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DorsetStrider

posted on 11/12/08 at 11:39 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
.... must be a sign of the credit crunch.

ofcourse he is real, you'll be tellimg me next the tooth fairy does not exist!


Oh no the tooth fairy is definately real... and the next time I catch him leaning over my nephew in the middle of the night I'll kick his tutu clear into next week!





Who the f**K tightened this up!

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Peteff

posted on 12/12/08 at 12:05 AM Reply With Quote
If he's not real who leaves me presents?





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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blakep82

posted on 12/12/08 at 12:39 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DorsetStrider
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
.... must be a sign of the credit crunch.

ofcourse he is real, you'll be tellimg me next the tooth fairy does not exist!


Oh no the tooth fairy is definately real... and the next time I catch him leaning over my nephew in the middle of the night I'll kick his tutu clear into next week!


tooth fairy's real! when i was 5 (is that how old you are when you lose teeth?) i left my tooth under my pillow and asked for a picture, SHE left me 10p with her picture cellotaped to it





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