theconrodkid
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| posted on 4/4/03 at 08:49 PM |
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i think youl find its the men in white coats and not kylie at the door,shees doing the hoovering at my place
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Ben 4x4 Shepperd
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| posted on 4/4/03 at 10:19 PM |
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The machete had a loose handle and so when cutting close to my hand it actually cut through my thumb and the kebab skick thing was when I tried to
make arrows to fire from a catapult and instead of going up it whent down and when through the hand which I as holding the catapault with
Ben
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 4/4/03 at 10:50 PM |
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is that king of belgium beer chris? 
oscar wilde would have preferred to look up your skirt......it is the weekend after all chris(tine)
atb
steve
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chrisg
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| posted on 4/4/03 at 11:28 PM |
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I suppose we could have a philosophical discussion.....................
No..............Get stuffed!
I think I see a crack in this jar as well.......
h e l p
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Peteff
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 11:42 AM |
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Injury comparisons.
Anyway I've got a black toenail from a nasty stub. I got up to answer the door thinking it might be Kylie and I caught it on the coffee table.
And it wasn't her it was fat ass Lopez defying her restraining order again, ruined my week.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 06:30 PM |
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There's nothing quite like self-inflicted pain. Got to work this mornin & got given a desperation job, somone ovewr filled this chaps merc
with engine oil (bout 2litres). So I grab floor mat & rip off seat cover from roll on rail. TOTALLY mis-time my pull at the seat cover and SMACK.
Punched myself full tilt in the NUTS. Its bad enough when some else does it to you. But to do it to yourself. God they
hurt.
[Edited on 5/4/03 by jollygreengiant]
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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Viper
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 06:47 PM |
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I once knocked my self out with a 4lb lump hammer.
Don't ask bit daft realy.
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andyd
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 07:08 PM |
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I can top that for stupid self inflicted accidents!
I have a number of hole cutters and they have a nut to tighten them onto the drill bit shaft. I was tightening with a large spanner (can't
remeber which size) whilst it was attached to the drill, whilst the drill was plugged in, whilst I had my finger near the trigger!!
In order to stop the drill from twisting as I did the hole cutter up I thought I'd put a little pressure on the trigger as it's a variable
speed one. Yep you guest it the spanner left my hand at a great rate of knots and twatted me right on the nose!
Lots of blood and a very sore hooter. Won't be doing that ever again! Why do we have to learn these things the hard way? 
[Edited on 5/4/2003 by andyd]
Andy
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auzziejim
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 08:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Viper
I once knocked my self out with a 4lb lump hammer.
Don't ask bit daft realy.
Viper i knocked my self out with a 4lb lump hammer when i was 8!!! trying to hammer apart a wooden frame missed the top part and the hammer twatted me
slap bang in the middle of the forehead! i dropped to the floor like a lead balloon dad says, LOL
James
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Viper
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| posted on 5/4/03 at 08:39 PM |
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Auzzi
that sounds familiar cept i was 36....
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Marcus
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| posted on 6/4/03 at 08:52 PM |
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Well I've got a cold.
So there!!
Marcus
Marcus
Because kits are for girls!!
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