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Metal Hippy

posted on 2/2/04 at 12:26 PM Reply With Quote
A crap day

This morning I was threatened with having my 'f*cking head smashed in' by our neighbour upstairs and had a girlfriend in a state because she was upset and worried.

All this by 8.30am because she'd asked if they could turn down the music that was vibrating through our flat.

Anybody want to swap homes?





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Big Stu

posted on 2/2/04 at 12:37 PM Reply With Quote
Been there... every night till about 4 in the morning, then they would hang out the window and tell my bird to get her paps out, and general be a pain in the arse. But they went one step too far and tried to take the locost for a joy ride. I eventually got them chucked out by there land lord, and a lot of problems with the police.
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Metal Hippy

posted on 2/2/04 at 12:43 PM Reply With Quote
This twat works for the landlord, so as soon as I say anything it'll get right back and cause more crap until we can get out of there.

Any suggestions other than firebombing them?





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theconrodkid

posted on 2/2/04 at 01:14 PM Reply With Quote
if this happens too often you can get on to enviromental health,they have the power to confiscate equipment etc,other than that firebomb or what i did,hammer drill at 2am on their wall





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ned

posted on 2/2/04 at 01:44 PM Reply With Quote
keep a diary if you are going to call out the environment people or police. it helps as evidence. try some tape recordings too, might come in handy...

Ned.





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JoelP

posted on 2/2/04 at 02:11 PM Reply With Quote
funny timing that hippy, i called the leeds noise nuisance line the other night, having already called the law and the landlord. loud music til 3 thirty, quiet thru til 12 the next day then up to full volume again til 6pm! They someone turned it off 5 mins before the noise warden arrived to do a reading!

as ned says, make a log, backdated if possible, call the council early to make a complaint and get a case number, then the moment the music comes on again, call back to make an appointment with the warden.

my bird was scared as well cos its a house full of delinquants on drugs all night, shouting about twoking and fighting, and actually fighting each other the other week.

Failing that, move house and murder them all one night. im tempted to kick this tossers door in one day. I went down to complain at 3am one day and the poof didnt dare open the door...

ps or speak to ben about the silentcell stuff his sig mentions!

pps like the new avatar

how many live there, how old and how big?

[Edited on 2/2/04 by JoelP]






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MK9R

posted on 2/2/04 at 02:18 PM Reply With Quote
Had something similiar a few years ago. Woman in the flat above (rough as old boots) was always having blokes round, playing music until 3 or 4 am and making lots of ither revolting sounds! As we had to be up for work at 6.30-7 we would turn our music on really loud, knowing that she would be hungover and wanting a lie in! Or if you really want to pee them off, when you go away for a weekend leave your stereo on at high volume, even better if you put a single song on repeat!!!!! We hoped she would hang her self before we got home, but unfortunalty the slut was still alive on sunday night! It may not have solved the problem but it made us feel better

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JoelP

posted on 2/2/04 at 02:24 PM Reply With Quote
well, heres a few ideas to annoy them, not legal and perhaps foolish:

-piss ther the letterbox.

-hosepipe thru the letter box.

-excrement somewhere (not your own due to forensics...)

-have someone steal his car.

-get some money together and have him kidnapped/beaten/disappear all together.

Simplest way for the bottom option involves chloroform, a boat on a trailer, a few anvils and a quick coastal fishing trip. I plotted it very thouroughly once but concluded i couldnt live with a murder even if he did really deserve it.

Bloody conscience eh, who needs them...






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James

posted on 2/2/04 at 02:33 PM Reply With Quote
Hippy said:
quote:

'f*cking head smashed in'



I'd see that as a challenge if I was you- see if he can do it whilst you've got him tied up with a Black and Decker in your hand!

On a more serious note:
Not entirely sure of this but I believe they can make whatever noise they want up till 11pm.
After that though you've got a case. So start complaining to the environment people and they'll come out to check (eventually!).

Ned is 100% right though about the diary etc.

I'm not sure whether you own/rent your place Hippy but noisy neighbours can be a problem when it comes to selling so get them out quick if you are!

Good Luck,

James

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JoelP

posted on 2/2/04 at 02:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
So start complaining to the environment people and they'll come out to check (eventually!).

Good Luck,

James



I had them round in person within 24hrs of the first call. Rare for them to come round immediately, they usually send a 'strong' letter first.

I'd call the law and report the threat of violence though, can only help getting them on your side.






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malcolmstoddart

posted on 2/2/04 at 09:56 PM Reply With Quote
Hippy, post a new thread "poll: how many members of this site are available on saturday night for a quiet get together at yours" I think that we could explain to your neighbours the error of their ways.....
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marcyboy

posted on 2/2/04 at 10:33 PM Reply With Quote
"a crap day"

sounds like a job for the west london mafia
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Metal Hippy

posted on 2/2/04 at 10:47 PM Reply With Quote
I'd have thought every day was a crap day with them about....

(Says the honourary member)





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DrEagle

posted on 2/2/04 at 11:25 PM Reply With Quote
Some selfish twonk had an angle grinder running for almost a constant 6 hours last Sunday, in a garage near my house, the noise seamed to increase as it echoed round the close, hang on, yes that’s right it was me!

Well I was busy, Ive a car to build!!!





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JoelP

posted on 3/2/04 at 09:57 AM Reply With Quote
i hate all loud noises, but as a compromise i put up with anything til 11pm, and silence thereafter!






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Simon

posted on 3/2/04 at 11:36 AM Reply With Quote
Phone the police up (anonymously), saying you're sure you've just seen someone enter the flat with a gun.

I reckon you'll have 500 (armed) coppers round there in a flash!

ATB

Simon






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steve m

posted on 4/2/04 at 03:44 AM Reply With Quote
Hippy

I take it that is was you making the noise ?????????????????

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Metal Hippy

posted on 4/2/04 at 03:47 AM Reply With Quote
No, them upstairs.

We weren't impressed at 8.25am.





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Hasse

posted on 4/2/04 at 11:08 AM Reply With Quote
Could you put their power out?

I don´t know how it normally is connected in the UK, but here in Sweden if you live in an appartment, it is often possible to access the main supply for each appartment from the electricity meter in the basement or outside.

Turning the main switch off would at least kill their stereo.

/Hasse

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Metal Hippy

posted on 4/2/04 at 12:46 PM Reply With Quote
I could turn off their water....





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DrEagle

posted on 5/2/04 at 01:14 AM Reply With Quote
Crap Day, Crap Week…

My week so far:

Sunday – lost guttering on house due to crap builders and strong winds
Monday – had to go to dull meeting 200 miles away, whilst getting animated with builders got off train at wrong station
Tuesday – mobile phone has PMT
Wednesday –
A) Got quote for body work repairs to company car, £900 +Vat (never lend out your car!)
B) Had massive argument at work with a director as she *ucked up big time and wanted me to bail out of the smelly stuff and I wasn’t going to
C) Lost network to 22 sites and had to basically shut the whole company down for 2 hours to solve problem
D) When driving home from pub in said company car, tried to change in to 4th gear but there was no 4th gear, or 5th, or neutral, or 2nd or 1st thank God for 3rd!
Thursday – Have to go to work and explain Wednesday!!!






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