Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:37 AM |
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Valentines day ideas
Almost a tradition with me doing this kind of post
So for those who give a sh$t… any novel ideas or gifts for that person who seems to get more money spent on her than all the cars put together 
Though tbh I know she’s organised some sort of secret weekend away together somewhere for next weekend 
So I’d better do something special myself or I’m sure they’ll be an axe sticking out the bluebirds roof 
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tegwin
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:45 AM |
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Get yourself a full body wax..... or not 
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BenB
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:46 AM |
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By all accounts (accouding to SWMBO) the best Valentines day thing I ever did was bake her an organic chocolate cake (cost an arm and a leg on the
ingredients cos the whole lot was organic produce). If there's one thing women like, it's their blokes slaving away in the kitchen for
'em.... Which is strange cos previous years I'd gone for the whole flowers, cards, wine, dine etc etc approach.......
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fesycresy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:51 AM |
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A card.
Job done.
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balidey
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:51 AM |
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Does she need any of the following?
Spanners, sockets, welding mask, grinder, bench drill, power washer, shotblasting cabinet, parts washer, wheels, tyres, etc etc etc
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 10:52 AM |
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We had such a bad day last year we have mutually decided to not celebrate in any way.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 11:21 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
We had such a bad day last year we have mutually decided to not celebrate in any way.
yikes scared to ask about that...
as for the chocolate cake, hmm quite a good idea that, me being ace baker too 
body wax...ehem that sounds painful and I doubt she'd be remotely impressed
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omega0684
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 11:25 AM |
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buy your wife the cometic surgery needed to get her looking like the female in your avatar
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 11:32 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
buy your wife the cometic surgery needed to get her looking like the female in your avatar
hardly needed tbh plus mines got 3 times the chest
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nick205
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 11:46 AM |
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I'm afraid I refuse to submit to yet another "Clintons Day" in the calender. Sames as Mothers day and Fathers day IMHO - all
commercially good ideas to pick-up trade when it's seasonally slack 
(fortunately for me this is a sentiment shared)
Cooking a good meal once in a while goes a long way in our house.
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 11:52 AM |
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I might loosen the chain a little.........
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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coozer
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:11 PM |
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What about some roses with a bit charley sprinked on them, or some chocolates impregnated with cyanide??
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James
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:36 PM |
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Beauty treatment day at local health clinic maybe?
Alternatively,
I gather all women love a set of PVC crotchless knickers and peep-hole bra!
Cheers,
James
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:41 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
Beauty treatment day at local health clinic maybe?
Alternatively,
I gather all women love a set of PVC crotchless knickers and peep-hole bra!
Cheers,
James
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done & done
both worked very well
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Danozeman
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:55 PM |
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I said to mine last night.
" what are we doing for valentines day? Just getting a card? Good sounds good to me."
She seemed happy with that.
So a card it is and maybe tesco's for flowers.
Dan
Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!
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trikerneil
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:58 PM |
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About 5 years ago I gave my other half a Valentine's potato (well it was vaguely heart shaped).
She photocopied it and laminated the result.
It's still tucked in the corner of the bedroom mirror - so she must have been impressed.
Women! I'll never understand what makes them tick.
HTH
Neil
ACE Cafe - Just say No.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 01:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by trikerneil
About 5 years ago I gave my other half a Valentine's potato (well it was vaguely heart shaped).
She photocopied it and laminated the result.
It's still tucked in the corner of the bedroom mirror - so she must have been impressed.
Women! I'll never understand what makes them tick.
HTH
Neil
errrrr....... weird
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vinny1275
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 01:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Danozeman
I said to mine last night.
" what are we doing for valentines day? Just getting a card? Good sounds good to me."
She seemed happy with that.
So a card it is and maybe tesco's for flowers.
errrrrrrrrrr............
Surely that answer was like the "I'm fine" one - not remotely near true?
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trikerneil
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 01:37 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Danozeman
I said to mine last night.
" what are we doing for valentines day? Just getting a card? Good sounds good to me."
She seemed happy with that.
So a card it is and maybe tesco's for flowers.
You could get the card from Tesco's too LINKY
Mr Whippy - I never said she wasn't weird.
Neil
ACE Cafe - Just say No.
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emsfactory
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 02:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
buy your wife the cometic surgery needed to get her looking like the female in your avatar
hardly needed tbh plus mines got 3 times the chest
6 boobs!!! bloody hell.
thats 2 times the chest of the chick from total recall.
[Edited on 9/2/09 by emsfactory]
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 02:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by emsfactory
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
buy your wife the cometic surgery needed to get her looking like the female in your avatar
hardly needed tbh plus mines got 3 times the chest
6 boobs!!! bloody hell.
thats 2 times the chest of the chick from total recall.
yip cool huh
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nick205
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 03:48 PM |
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How about a promise not to log onto Locostbuilders for the day
That's got to show commitment and devotion (for some more than others admittedly).
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iank
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 03:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nick205
How about a promise not to log onto Locostbuilders for the day
That's got to show commitment and devotion (for some more than others admittedly).
Never promise the impossible
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Coose
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 04:15 PM |
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I'm getting Mrs Coose the ultimate present - having me away for the day at a bike trackday at Cadwell!
Spin 'er off Well...
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trogdor
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 05:06 PM |
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I think we are cooking a really nice meal this year, will probably get a card too tho.
Its our first fake wedding anniversary at the end of the month tho so need to do something good for that!
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