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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:21 AM Reply With Quote
Van driver warning

For those van drivers I was told by my neighbours last night were storming through my drive using it as a short cut to avoid the closed road, even though its obviously private and were wrecking my new drive

Be careful of that big puddle thats appeared...after all it is 3ft deep…….hee hee

I’ll be checking for tyre tracks when I get home






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blakep82

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:23 AM Reply With Quote
ha ha ha so you save a few vans ruining your new drive, you dug a 3ft deep hole in it?





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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:26 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
ha ha ha so you save a few vans ruining your new drive, you dug a 3ft deep hole in it?


the benefit of owning a JCB

cost me 1k in stones for the drive, I'll fill the hole once I've taken a few vans out



[Edited on 20/2/09 by Mr Whippy]






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blakep82

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:28 AM Reply With Quote
nice

you should set up a camera to record all day lol

[Edited on 20/2/09 by blakep82]





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r1_pete

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:28 AM Reply With Quote
I like it, but beware with this stupid nanny, blame culture, its not my fault, I'm a victim, litigation society, you might end up with some van repair bills on you doorstep.....

[Edited on 20/2/09 by r1_pete]






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blakep82

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:33 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
I like it, but beware with this stupid nanny, blame culture, its not my fault, I'm a victim, litigation society, you might end up with some van repair bills on you doorstep.....



put up a sign saying 'private road' or something.





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NigeEss

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:35 AM Reply With Quote
Pictures....we need pictures...hee hee





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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:35 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
I like it, but beware with this stupid nanny, blame culture, its not my fault, I'm a victim, litigation society, you might end up with some van repair bills on you doorstep.....




there is a sign clearly saying 'Private no through road'...

last one that parked on my drive got dragged behind my digger with a sling and dumped on a lay by. No freeloaders tolerated

sorry got no pics just now as it was dark by the time I'd finished

Get off my land!!!




[Edited on 20/2/09 by Mr Whippy]






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blakep82

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:43 AM Reply With Quote
i'll be expecting pictures tonight, of a scene similar to this involving vans






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balidey

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:43 AM Reply With Quote
I hope you catch some, then take pictures and sell them to the papers.
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02GF74

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:46 AM Reply With Quote
blimey - you really have aged in the last month !!!






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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:58 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
blimey - you really have aged in the last month !!!


rough night






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blakep82

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:59 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
blimey - you really have aged in the last month !!!


rough night


combined with a tough paper round...





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woodster

posted on 20/2/09 at 10:09 AM Reply With Quote
.... and sleeping with your head out of the window
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269butcher

posted on 20/2/09 at 11:15 AM Reply With Quote
Good Job mate that's how these a## h#### should be treated
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chrisg

posted on 20/2/09 at 11:39 AM Reply With Quote
I'm coming down to drive over it in my hovercraft.

So b*ll*cks!

Cheers

Chris





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fazerruss

posted on 20/2/09 at 11:42 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
I'm coming down to drive over it in my hovercraft.

So b*ll*cks!

Cheers

Chris


lol





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David Jenkins

posted on 20/2/09 at 12:28 PM Reply With Quote
A neighbour of mine got so fed up of lorries driving over the grass verge outside his garden that he cast some concrete in big flowerpots, painted the lumps white and set them in the ground just on the safe side of the legal requirements (they have to be a minimum distance from the road edge, and under a certain height).

A week or two later he had a lorry driver knocking on his door complaining that one of his tyres had been damaged!

He was then told:

(a) The posts were totally legal and within regulations.
(b) Lorries over a certain weight and length were banned from this particular country lane.

My neighbour then offered to phone the police on behalf of the driver, but the offer was declined...






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speedyxjs

posted on 20/2/09 at 03:07 PM Reply With Quote
please please take some piccys





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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omega 24 v6

posted on 20/2/09 at 04:08 PM Reply With Quote
Nice one Scott I love it.
But if my parcel doesn't arrive I hold you responsible.
PICTURES PLEASE.





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Danozeman

posted on 20/2/09 at 04:12 PM Reply With Quote
I only wanna see a picture if theres a van in it!!

At my old house the bloke i got it from got so fed up with people cutting across the corner of the front garden he concreted some 6ft oak posts in the ground.4 ft under and 2 over ground. He bagged quite a few of the same persons bumpers and it also happened when i owned the house. Good neighbourly relations but You have to teach the sods a lesson.





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pocket rocket

posted on 20/2/09 at 05:54 PM Reply With Quote
lol, thats so cool, i to would like to see a hole with a van in it!





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John Bonnett

posted on 20/2/09 at 06:08 PM Reply With Quote
Come on Whippy we're all agog. Put us out of our misery.

Did you catch one?






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rusty nuts

posted on 20/2/09 at 08:16 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
I'm coming down to drive over it in my hovercraft.

So b*ll*cks!

Cheers

Chris


Whens yhe book out Chris? always wanted to build one.

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blakep82

posted on 21/2/09 at 08:19 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by John Bonnett
Come on Whippy we're all agog. Put us out of our misery.

Did you catch one?


hmm, i think he's a bit too quiet since yesterday. I suspect he was driving home from work and forgot himself





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