Jon Ison
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:27 PM |
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I have just had to
Eat another mince pie, 1/2 a carrot n swig down the jack daniels.......
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steve m
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:30 PM |
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hiope you put the santa footsteps down ??? as well
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:37 PM |
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Hehe, I was most disappointed when my 4 YO daughter said that she was leaving Santa a mug of hot chocolate rather than a drop of the good stuff. The
Mrs has chugged down the hot chocolate so I felt compelled to have a glass of proper single malt Santa fuel to complete the evening 
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steve m
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:40 PM |
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Well. just for info, required items are a tray,
flour,
pair of work boots/wellies,
just walk in the flour (on tray) as though "santa" would" into your place, and of coarse turn around and sit, drink the milk and
have the mincepie, write a card etc
the look on there faces the next morning
priceless
the grandson was quite surprised as well !!!
any way grand kid no2 is looming, so another one to fool for a few years as of march 2010
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steve m
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:42 PM |
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can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?
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blakep82
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:47 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by steve m
can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?
well to cover the whole world in 24hrs, i doubt the rozzers will catch him 
he's in the canary islands just now i think
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html
HE'S COMING HERE NEXT!!!! 
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Volvorsport
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| posted on 24/12/09 at 11:59 PM |
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santa has been !!!
he also turned up a bit earlier on , and left some brown smelly parcels on the bloody floor .
www.dbsmotorsport.co.uk
getting dirty under a bus
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blakep82
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| posted on 25/12/09 at 12:08 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Volvorsport
santa has been !!!
he also turned up a bit earlier on , and left some brown smelly parcels on the bloody floor .
 
Description
looks like santas not visited someones house, or someone's giro didn't go through before christmas by the looks of it...
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skodaman
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| posted on 25/12/09 at 12:31 AM |
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"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.
Skodaman
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bigpig
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| posted on 25/12/09 at 10:15 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.
No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 25/12/09 at 10:49 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by bigpig
quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.
No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.
Looking at his red nose, he's had a few sherries as well...
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bigpig
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| posted on 25/12/09 at 12:23 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
quote:
Originally posted by bigpig
quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
"can santa get done for drink driving ??
or is he exempt, ie police/MP ?"
No he can't he's a freemason.
No he can't, Rudolph is the designated driver.
Looking at his red nose, he's had a few sherries as well...
I would expect he will get a pull from the police as the nose is not marked B or F and doesn't project directly backwards parrallel to the
ground.
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