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James

posted on 16/6/10 at 09:47 AM Reply With Quote
Off to mow a rather large lawn

Girlfriend's brother-in-law is a gardner.


He's gone away for a week so he's asked me to mow a customer's lawn....

The house owner and family, 2 dogs, au'pair, cleaner and cook and selection of other workmen are still there.

My brother-in-law is just the gardner!



lawn to mow
lawn to mow


Rather large isn't it!

Cheers,
James


Edited as people have kindly warned me I shouldn't give an address away. I should point out the gardner is the one on holiday.... not his customer who owns the house!

[Edited on 16/6/10 by James]

[Edited on 16/6/10 by James]





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coozer

posted on 16/6/10 at 09:52 AM Reply With Quote
Your in luck if its a ride on mower with a V8 in it





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omega0684

posted on 16/6/10 at 09:53 AM Reply With Quote
i get a picture of a swimming pool?





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smart51

posted on 16/6/10 at 10:11 AM Reply With Quote
Now we know he's away for the week and know where he lives, we can all come round with a big van and help ourselves to his stuff. Nice one






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Guinness

posted on 16/6/10 at 10:19 AM Reply With Quote
Party at James' !!!

Whooo hooo!

I've put the address up on Facebonk and invited 'undereds of idiots......






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Confused but excited.

posted on 16/6/10 at 10:21 AM Reply With Quote
I think you will find that it's the gardener that is away for the week, not the home owner that employs him.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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coozer

posted on 16/6/10 at 10:45 AM Reply With Quote
Going to be crowded in the shed then....





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jossey

posted on 16/6/10 at 10:56 AM Reply With Quote
P A R T Y T I M E.
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will121

posted on 16/6/10 at 11:46 AM Reply With Quote
have you been left instructions in which way the lines in the grass need to go!!
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mad4x4

posted on 16/6/10 at 12:15 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by will121
have you been left instructions in which way the lines in the grass need to go!!


Surely you should also have been Left the RAL(paint) code to get them the right color.





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Canada EH!

posted on 16/6/10 at 01:56 PM Reply With Quote
Doesn't look more than an acre, couple of hours on a riding tractor with a 50" cut, that's all it takes me.
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skinned knuckles

posted on 16/6/10 at 02:26 PM Reply With Quote
surely there is a local farmer that could lend you some sheep for a day? gress gets short and fertilised at the same time





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James

posted on 16/6/10 at 03:22 PM Reply With Quote
Wow! That was fun- not!

Took 3.5 hours including 10mins for lunch. Ride-on mower... I wish!

Fortunately the grass was pretty short so didn't have to empty the box too often.

Apart from hitting something solid, metal and heavy and somewhat knackering the brand new blade, all went well!


Teach him to ask me for a favour eh!!!

Cheers,
James





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Johneturbo

posted on 16/6/10 at 03:29 PM Reply With Quote
any pics of the au'pair
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iank

posted on 16/6/10 at 03:48 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
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Apart from hitting something solid, metal and heavy and somewhat knackering the brand new blade, all went well!

...


You're meant to take the croquet hoops out first





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