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zilspeed

posted on 26/11/10 at 02:48 PM Reply With Quote
Bernie Mugged.

The man who needs no surname has been mugged outisde his offices in Central London.

Bernie Mugged

So.

Whodunnit ?

Four men it was who attacked him.

Any high profile suspects do we think ?








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BenB

posted on 26/11/10 at 02:58 PM Reply With Quote
Not the first time Bernie's been involved in daylight robbery neither.... I think it was Ferrari's Sicilian friends for not keeping up with his side of the agreed plan for the WDC.
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woodster

posted on 26/11/10 at 02:58 PM Reply With Quote
£200,000 worth of jewelry for a little fella he must have had a big watch ... i wouldn't of mugged him i would have of picked him up and put him in my pocket
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eznfrank

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
I was out in Knightsbridge last night!!!
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mrwibble

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:07 PM Reply With Quote
i bet they flog his watch for a pony down the pub!
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Peteff

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:09 PM Reply With Quote
Is that Chubby Brown with him there? I have a line up ready anyway, here's the first suspect. Oh no, she's already mugged him







yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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speedyxjs

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:10 PM Reply With Quote
Iv just googled his girlfriend

ps eznfrank - it was wednesday





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bonzoronnie

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:10 PM Reply With Quote
To quote Bernies own words following the Jensen Button incident in Brazil


Must have been going around, looking like a victim


Tis strange how ironic life can be at times

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eznfrank

posted on 26/11/10 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
Iv just googled his girlfriend

ps eznfrank - it was wednesday


Phew, I'm in the clear then :-)

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Nash

posted on 26/11/10 at 04:34 PM Reply With Quote
Didn't this happen to him a few years back as well. Exactly the same situation, missus lost jewlery and he took a kicking.

Or am i dreaming?

.......... Neil





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skodaman

posted on 27/11/10 at 02:54 AM Reply With Quote
200,000 in jewellery. I wouldn't have thought he'd have needed to rip off the insurance company.





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JoelP

posted on 27/11/10 at 09:32 AM Reply With Quote
total fool who robbed him, the haul would sell for a couple of grand probably, and mugging/assaulting an 80 year old is just asking for a murder charge. Even to the morally bankrupt that doesnt add up!






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Peteff

posted on 27/11/10 at 10:35 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
total fool who robbed him, the haul would sell for a couple of grand probably, and mugging/assaulting an 80 year old is just asking for a murder charge. Even to the morally bankrupt that doesnt add up!


Yes but it was Bernie Ecclestone (look at that yo yo, that's the way to do it, yeah buddy that's his own hair) so we can give them a bit of leeway. (I don't like Bernie Ecclestone BTW, not jealous or anything I just don't like him or his influence)





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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