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Jon Ison

posted on 9/8/04 at 12:26 PM Reply With Quote
Rabbits can fly

On wat over to Mk sat had a bit of a tustle with a rabbit, knowing i am fibreglass on the front i did my best to miss it but failed,

Took a big duck expecting to be covered in fluffy bits, instead it was launched some 30-40' into the air n straght over my head, the dog licking the gooie bits off the front when i arrived at Mk's put a few off there sarnie though......






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Mk-Ninja

posted on 9/8/04 at 01:07 PM Reply With Quote
Dont try it with anything bigger. Could have a different effect





I'm sure I've got one, just don't know where I've put it

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 9/8/04 at 01:45 PM Reply With Quote
a crow took the windscreen out of my mates tranny.......hate to think what it could do to your face in a 7..... worse is a G Fowl it took the head light and grill out on a rental van I had first week of the new job as well!

Rabbits at least have a sporting chance left right left rightleft rightleft rightleft right splat!
At least we dont have moose or ELK but we have deer and sheep. One of the hazards of living in the countryside.
Met a bull one night on a quad path at thirty MPH at ten oclock( pitch black) in the woods over the back from us. Not sure who got the biggest scare!!!!! Know the tracks well but that was the last thing you want to hit> a Real Angry bull b Farmer real cross! c Could kill your quad. c Could kill you! Dont think I want to test that last one...

[Edited on 9-8-04 by mangogrooveworkshop]

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thekafer

posted on 9/8/04 at 01:45 PM Reply With Quote
Yes, Cows can fly also, but it takes a Hummer to launch them......





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derf

posted on 9/8/04 at 01:47 PM Reply With Quote
I hit a deer in my focus a while ago, looked something like this, but only the head got through the windsheild compartment then the body snapped off. It was fairly tramatizing, I nearly shat my pants



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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 9/8/04 at 02:05 PM Reply With Quote
Not a work safe site that derf posted but lots of funnies at home........here is another Camel collision!!!!!!!!!!

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mandbsheldon

posted on 9/8/04 at 03:08 PM Reply With Quote
Didn't get your number

Hi John, (the rabbit killer)
I put in the wrong number on Saturday.
Could you let me have your number.

Black Indy.

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Jon Ison

posted on 9/8/04 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote
check yr u2u box..............






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Cita

posted on 10/8/04 at 06:09 AM Reply With Quote
What's so funny about killing an animal with a car?
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DEAN C.

posted on 10/8/04 at 11:33 PM Reply With Quote
Exactly!!!!
I prefer to use a shotgun myself!

(this is where there is complete silence and tumbleweed blows across screen)





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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 11/8/04 at 12:15 AM Reply With Quote
Nothing funny hitting a animal or human at any speed. I was unlucky to catch a drunk at 120 KMPH on a main road that ran through the middle of a squatter camp in SA. Lucky I had a grasp on the local language or I would be lynched. Others had hit goats and took the rad out causing the engine to seize a few klicks down the road. They got robbed and more often shot.......our luck was on our side that day. ....... Cows a real bad one cause you couldnt see them till the last second. And on dust roads that dont have fences or pavements for the people its a lottery.....heard of a rep that had one come through the windscreen and the horn speared him in the chest. A 17 hour trip to hospital killed him.......RIP
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thekafer

posted on 11/8/04 at 02:35 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cita
What's so funny about killing an animal with a car?

Absolutely nothing!!!! Thats why I only kill plants and plant products such as soy,tofu etc.. with my car.........





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Jon Ison

posted on 11/8/04 at 09:31 AM Reply With Quote
Nothing funny about killing anything with a car, if your ever a passenger in any car i drive and a animal appears in the road, HOLD ON cos i'm gonna do my best to miss it, either via brakes or steering,

i recall posting summat along the lines of "i did my best to miss it"






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marktigere1

posted on 11/8/04 at 09:44 AM Reply With Quote
How is it that you can fail your driving test if you take avoiding action from a cat/dog/goldfish running in front of the car??

Never understood that.

I've never been able to control my reflexes to that degree.

In fact, can't control anything to that degree





If a bolt is stuck force it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!!!
(My Dad 1991)

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