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Hellfire

posted on 11/8/04 at 10:53 PM Reply With Quote
Ackworth Caption Competition

Mr Ison in his now infamous Blackbird GT1 with our very own Mr Gibbs (don't we just love him - where has he gone?) alighting... no prize, but funniest caption wins a slap on the back (or in the face!)from Mr Gibbs'. He knows it's coming

Small video clip GTISON Windows Media Player Required (3.5Mb mpg file)(of Mr Ison's GT1)

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 11/8/04 at 10:58 PM Reply With Quote
thats the power to weight ratio out of the window

atb

steve






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richijenkin

posted on 11/8/04 at 11:02 PM Reply With Quote
no..no...its alright....I'll just stand up






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Peteff

posted on 11/8/04 at 11:02 PM Reply With Quote
Are you sure it's legal for the passenger to stand up?

Just keep hold of the handles and shut up and don't forget to lean!!





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Benzine

posted on 11/8/04 at 11:33 PM Reply With Quote
"The new car scraps the newer bike engine option and goes for the more tradition Flintstones method of power"

[Edited on 11/8/04 by Benzine]





The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make it moral.


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timf

posted on 12/8/04 at 09:42 AM Reply With Quote
i know i'll have to carry ballast to make min weight but this is just silly
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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 12/8/04 at 12:51 PM Reply With Quote
Anyone got a shoe horn for fatboy slim! LOL

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James

posted on 12/8/04 at 01:59 PM Reply With Quote
You mean you've got one of my plastic tanks in 'ere? Bloody 'ell let me out quick.
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stephen_gusterson

posted on 12/8/04 at 02:17 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
You mean you've got one of my plastic tanks in 'ere? Bloody 'ell let me out quick.


thats chris gibbons = ptm. not chris gibbs



atb

steve



how about ' i think ive just trod in the brown stuff your last passenger left behind'






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Jasper

posted on 12/8/04 at 02:26 PM Reply With Quote
Is this a +4 chassis ?????
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madforfishing

posted on 12/8/04 at 04:08 PM Reply With Quote
Spare tyres ?
I always carry two.






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Jon Ison

posted on 12/8/04 at 06:45 PM Reply With Quote
video wont work for me, mind you i had "Full Moon" close up and that was bad enough






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Peteff

posted on 12/8/04 at 08:35 PM Reply With Quote
Not the whole of it !!!!!

I'll get you booked in for therapy, that must have been damaging for such a fragile and sensitive mind .





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Hellfire

posted on 12/8/04 at 09:29 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snoopy
come on chris i need a bit of front side and rear protection in case i hit a rabbit


That rabbit made a bit more of a mess of the GRP than you think. How fast was it running in the oncoming direction?






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Mark Allanson

posted on 12/8/04 at 09:40 PM Reply With Quote
We'll just have to use my Zimmer frame until your new roll bar arrives





If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation

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chrisg

posted on 22/8/04 at 02:41 PM Reply With Quote
How sick is that? - picking on the disabled.

What's next, letting the tyres down on wheelchairs?

Shame on you.

Cheers

Chris





Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!

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Mark Allanson

posted on 22/8/04 at 07:49 PM Reply With Quote
Sorry Chris, I wrote it before you little accident - how is the tum now? Hope its not too bad - bit like a giraffe have a sore throat I suppose





If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation

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OX

posted on 22/8/04 at 08:00 PM Reply With Quote
next time plz wait for the last passanger to get out first






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Hugh Jarce

posted on 23/8/04 at 07:23 AM Reply With Quote
"Aw Christ! Who left this turd on the seat?"





The pay isn't very good , but the work's hard.

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marktigere1

posted on 23/8/04 at 09:48 AM Reply With Quote
Look, I can put my foot right through the floor!





If a bolt is stuck force it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!!!
(My Dad 1991)

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barrie sharp

posted on 23/8/04 at 10:19 AM Reply With Quote
As the crowd gathers to see if a
''Quart will fit into a pint pot''

Oh no its all overflowing!!!!!!!!!





the cars looking good" a blind man would be pleased to see it"
''stop press'' the blind mans seen it said "it felt ok"

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jollygreengiant

posted on 23/8/04 at 09:12 PM Reply With Quote
Look, I'm sorry, OK. I did tell you that I ought to have worn the cycle clips!




Enjoy.





Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.

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