mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 18/8/04 at 07:45 AM |
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NWS* savethehumans.com
Not work safe if you company has a sense of humour failure!
10 Ways to Be a Generous A**hole
by Jason Roth
* Send a complimentary Playboy subscription to the head office of the National Organization for Women.
* Donate a carton of Gummi Bears to the American Diabetes Association.
* Fill up a Police Benevolence Association clothing drop-off box with vintage Nazi military uniforms.
* Start an emergency medicine clinic that that requests no compensation other than a nude photo of the patient's child.
* Set up a starving village in Zimbabwe with a lifetime of discounted cable TV access.
* Turn a four-star restaurant into a soup kitchen for the homeless, retaining both the quality of the food and the dress code.
* Initiate your own volunteer campaign to improve AARP membership rates by contacting insecure middle-aged women.
* Hand out free hot coffee to marathon runners. *
* Give away free breast implant surgery to the woman most willing to publicly degrade herself. *
* Donate a signed blank check to charity. Laugh at them when they fill in the amount, telling them that you would have given them much more. *
* Guess what the last three items are references to and win a mystery prize guaranteed to be valued at nothing.
The rest of the site is funny as well
http://www.savethehumans.com/stupidity/how_to/index.shtml
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heinlein
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| posted on 18/8/04 at 02:43 PM |
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Hot coffee
Didn't Cosmo Kramer accidently hold his hot coffee in such a manner that a marathon runner grabbed it on one of the Seinfeld episodes?
When you're lying in the midst of the Afghan plains and the women come out to cut up the remains; just roll to your rifle and blow out your
brains and go to your god like a soldier.
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Peteff
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| posted on 18/8/04 at 03:52 PM |
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It reads like
channel 4's planning committee working out the next round of "reality" shows and Dom Jolie writing his new script at the same time.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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