DarrenW
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 09:21 AM |
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Hands Free Sperm Extraction!!!!
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/research-china-sperm-extractor,17922.html
There is even a video to watch
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scootz
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 09:28 AM |
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Are the Chinese really so flush that they can afford to make a 'device' that does the same job that the patient could do themselves for
now't!?
The world is mad!
It's Evolution Baby!
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ash_hammond
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 10:37 AM |
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Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?
.: www.mac1motorsports.co.uk | www.m1moc.com :.
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DarrenW
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 10:45 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?
Mine was about what format films you can play on it
i wonder if it is fitted with a timer and shows a league table?
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splitrivet
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:13 AM |
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What youve got to be aware of Darren is we all now know what your other "hobby" is to find this web page.
Do you have A: big thick glasses or B: a hearing aid.
Cheers,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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bi22le
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:16 AM |
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It needs some handles on it!!
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/13/viewthread.php?tid=139152&page=1
Me doing a sub 56sec lap around Brands Indy. I need a geo set up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHksfvIGB3I
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DarrenW
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:20 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
What youve got to be aware of Darren is we all now know what your other "hobby" is to find this web page.
Do you have A: big thick glasses or B: a hearing aid.
Cheers,
Bob
Ah ha, well - under normal circumstances you would be right, however on this occasion would you believe that i came across this (pardon the pun) in a
link that BritishTrident sent me.
Now i bet that has shocked you, but i will explain before there are any repercussions. If you see my post in the computer section asking about
downgrading a laptop's operating system, BT kindly sent me a link to how to do it. Within that link there was this article. So on this occasion
i actually stumbled upon it quite by accident............... me lord!!!!!!
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splitrivet
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:24 AM |
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What it also needs is a built in microwave and washing machine....they'd sell thousands.
Cheers,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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DarrenW
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:26 AM |
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Ive been thinking about this a bit more. I dont think it will catch on. Its a w**k idea!
One of those wacky ideas that will just be a fad, it will just come and go. Hit or miss.
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BenB
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:30 AM |
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LOL! I wonder if that gets around the Roman Catholic ban on "self love"? Seriously it's an issue! Had one patient who had to go to
his priest to ask if there was an exemption on spanking the monkey for fertility treatments. Turns out there isn't but you can apparently get
special condoms with weeny holes in which collect the semen but (by virtue of the microscopic holes) are deemed not a form of contraception. I thought
he was taking the wee when he said he had to get some special Roman Catholic approved Hol(e)y condoms!
So now you know
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splitrivet
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:35 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by BenB
LOL! I wonder if that gets around the Roman Catholic ban on "self love"? Seriously it's an issue! Had one patient who had to go to
his priest to ask if there was an exemption on spanking the monkey for fertility treatments. Turns out there isn't but you can apparently get
special condoms with weeny holes in which collect the semen but (by virtue of the microscopic holes) are deemed not a form of contraception. I thought
he was taking the wee when he said he had to get some special Roman Catholic approved Hol(e)y condoms!
So now you know
Surprised the priest did'nt say can I give you a hand my son.
cheers,
bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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scootz
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?
Nope... was mine too!
It's Evolution Baby!
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r1_pete
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 11:44 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by ash_hammond
Is it wrong that my first thought is about Hygiene?
Nope... was mine too!
and what about the poor sap who has to empty it 
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 12:10 PM |
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That's just lazy
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Nickp
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 12:28 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
That's just lazy
Yes, so it turns out the Chinese are lazy wankers after all 
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sonic
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 04:42 PM |
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Wonder if it moans like this wife..................
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snapper
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 05:13 PM |
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quote:
It needs some handles on it!!
I was thinking ears or pig tails
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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steve m
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| posted on 10/4/13 at 05:31 PM |
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"Wonder if it moans like his wife.................."
why??? as i cant hear the wife when im on the job, i would need a telephone
[Edited on 10/4/13 by steve m]
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